35 Ways You Are A Young George Costanza
I take it back. George is the most relatable person on Seinfeld.
You dance while you eat:
Biting into a ball of cheese as if it were an apple sounds appetizing to you:
You often end up in questionable situations:
And oh look, here's a picture I found of you on a windy day:
You know your strengths:
You also know your weaknesses:
You talk a lot of shit:
Nailed it. Your life in 3 words:
You have an excuse for everything:
You spaz out over ketchup bottles:
Massages make you uncomfortable:
Your mornings often start like this:
These are your passions:
This is what happens when you don't take your cellphone into the bathroom and it starts ringing:
This is how it feels when you do your hair:
This is what it looks like when you take sexy pictures:
And this is how your sexy pictures actually turn out:
Here's an intimate portrait of you sharing a tender moment with a vending machine:
How you feel on a nice day:
And how your parents feel about you:
This is how you tell jokes:
This is how your friends react to your jokes:
This is what your life would be like if you were a prostitute:
This is how you eat when you are alone:
Which doesn't look that much different than how you eat in public:
Have I mentioned all of the times you had food on your face and nobody told you about it? It happens a lot!
I also just found this image of you overreacting:
This is how you look at the gym:
You sweat a lot... in situations when you really shouldn't be:
Basically, your life is a bunch of lies.
Focus on what you do well.
Go drape yourself in some velvet or something.
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF