30. This happens to you on a daily basis:
29. You make judgments before things actually happen:
28. You have the tendency to hide your feelings with a smile (and alcohol):
27. You always think people are talking about you:
26. You say “Oh, God” all of the time:
25. And “Oh, Man”:
24. THIS IS YOUR LIFE:
23. You make weird faces sometimes and don’t even realize you’re making them:
22. You say you’re not mad when of course you really are:
21. You would definitely break up with someone over a piece of pie:
20. You hate working out:
19. You have had deep thoughts about the functionality of your pinky toe:
18. This is how dinner parties with strangers feel:
17. You can’t dance:
16. You’re not afraid to give up:
15. When you take public transportation, you always seem to end up next to the person with terrible B.O.:
14. You wouldn’t think twice about doing this:
13. You tend to second-guess yourself:
12. It’s always too hot:
11. You have said this:
9. And this:
8. You only listen to crazy people:
7. You think the top of the muffin is the best part of the muffin:
6. Your friends have conversations with you and midway through, you zone out because you realize you don’t care:
5. You have horrible experiences at places and say you’ll never go again even though you know you will:
4. You don’t fuck around when food is involved:
3. You’re not afraid to call someone a jackass:
2. You just don’t get people/humanity:
1. And you and your friends hate everyone.
H/t to Steinfeld for a bunch of these images. Follow their Tumblr, it’s great.
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