Why Ryan Gosling Is Going To Be The Hottest DILF To Ever DILF

I’m trying to be optimistic here.

1. Basic law of science: When a hot guy has a baby he metamorphoses into a DILF.

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2. DILF-dom, by scientific law, dictates that in general, when a man has a child, he becomes hotter.

3. Therefore, because we live in a scientific age and believe in the due process of scientific “DILF-ing,” Ryan Gosling will become hotter.

4. I digress…

5. There are numerous things to look forward to as Ryan Gosling experiences his transition.

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6. The cool thing about DILFs is wrinkles…

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7. Yeah, I know. Wrinkles can be bad. But when we’re talking about DILFs they can be good. They can add a weathered effect.

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8. The weathered effect could really work for Ryan.

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9. DILFs are also a particularly hot species of male because they look more sensitive.

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10. Now again, a more “sensitive” guy may not be desired, but in situations it could be positive.

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11. What I mean by this is that Ryan seems like a guy that will cook and clean and do all of the work. That’s hot and OK with me. Good DILF. Good.

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12. Yet another thing that is going to elevate Ryan to next-level DILFness is if he experiences a slight graying of his hair. If that happens. It’s over.

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13. BUT the thing that will really take Ryan over the top, in terms of his DILFiness, is his dog. Everyone knows a DILF with a dog is the best kind of DILF.

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14. We also have these pictures of Ryan and a child that show just how good he is with younger humans.

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15. This is good because JESUS, HE IS HOT.

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16. In conclusion, DILFs are hot as hell and Ryan is going to be the lord, king, leader, and president of them.

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17. Also DILFs don’t have stupid haircuts like this one so we know Ryan will never do this again.

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18. See you on the DILF-side, bb.

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