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The Conspiracy Behind This Britney Spears Instagram And Her *Real* Singing Voice

An investigation.

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Sit back, relax, I'm here to tell you a story about lies, deceit, not understanding memes, being rich, people who thrive on hate, liars, angels, legends, and a short history of how Britney's record label sabotage'd her gorgeous voice. In essence, get ready drama.

Our saga begins strangely enough with a random Fuck Jerry post.

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Quality meme, I agree with it...but then things got strange.

Madonna, yes Madonna, apparently not in the know about memes despite the fact that she follows @fuckjerry, left a comment on that particular picture. She didn't get it.

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So, then, Madonna went to Twitter and made a cover of "Toxic" for World AIDS day.

Silence =Death! 😷. Song For World AIDS Day! 🌎🌍🌏. #toxic #poisonparadise 🔥 @britneyspears

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The next day was a very special occasion, our Lord and Savior, Britney Jean Spears' birthday. Miss Brit was celebrating the holiday in her festive mansion with her insanely hot man. It's what she deserves.

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Listen closely and watch that here:

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There's a conspiracy theory in the Britney Spears community that ever since 1998/1999 Britney's team forced her to sing higher than she naturally could. Britney's voice is essentially much deeper than you hear in her music.

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A fan slowed down the audio to the video and revealed Britney's *actual* voice. This is what she actually sounded like.

The video that Britney posted on her IG was sped up so her voice sounds really high pitched. I slowed the video dow… https://t.co/bxQ8GzRukW

Further proof is this video of a very young Britney singing on Star Search. As you can tell, she has a much deeper voice than you're accustomed to.

View this video on YouTube

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Therefore, I have come to the conclusion, the video was pitched.

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