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The Conspiracy Behind This Britney Spears Instagram And Her *Real* Singing Voice

An investigation.

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Sit back, relax, I'm here to tell you a story about lies, deceit, not understanding memes, being rich, people who thrive on hate, liars, angels, legends, and a short history of how Britney's record label sabotage'd her gorgeous voice. In essence, get ready drama.

Our saga begins strangely enough with a random Fuck Jerry post.

Madonna, yes Madonna, apparently not in the know about memes despite the fact that she follows @fuckjerry, left a comment on that particular picture. She didn't get it.

Instagram / Via Twitter: @JMatthiasFord

So, then, Madonna went to Twitter and made a cover of "Toxic" for World AIDS day.

Silence =Death! 😷. Song For World AIDS Day! 🌎🌍🌏. #toxic #poisonparadise 🔥 @britneyspears

The next day was a very special occasion, our Lord and Savior, Britney Jean Spears' birthday. Miss Brit was celebrating the holiday in her festive mansion with her insanely hot man. It's what she deserves.

Listen closely and watch that here:

Instagram: @britneyspears

There's a conspiracy theory in the Britney Spears community that ever since 1998/1999 Britney's team forced her to sing higher than she naturally could. Britney's voice is essentially much deeper than you hear in her music.


A fan slowed down the audio to the video and revealed Britney's *actual* voice. This is what she actually sounded like.

The video that Britney posted on her IG was sped up so her voice sounds really high pitched. I slowed the video dow…


Further proof is this video of a very young Britney singing on Star Search. As you can tell, she has a much deeper voice than you're accustomed to.

View this video on YouTube

Therefore, I have come to the conclusion, the video was pitched.