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35 White-Girl Mysteries That Desperately Need To Be Solved

No, really, what is the deal with that leaning pose thing?

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Why do white girls do that pose where they hold each other but then lean away? Like that makes no sense...

pree@princesspreeya

Why do white girls do that pose where they hold each other but then lean away? Like that makes no sense...

5:12 PM - 10 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls call penises "peens"? They totes got weird words for everything.

Lani Mermaid@LaniKnowsBetter

Why do white girls call penises "peens"? They totes got weird words for everything.

4:41 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls have to add "literally" to a sentence that makes nO FUCKIN SENSE WITH THAT WORD IN IT

paula@_pawluh

Why do white girls have to add "literally" to a sentence that makes nO FUCKIN SENSE WITH THAT WORD IN IT

3:42 AM - 07 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls always need to take pictures with police officers and post it to social media like it's a cool thing?

HG@KingHusss

Why do white girls always need to take pictures with police officers and post it to social media like it's a cool thing?

6:00 PM - 05 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls love typing in all caps, they'll tell you something out the blue like OMG I WENT OUT TO EAT TODAY, like lmao okay

The Savage@ItsMeJonnyD

Why do white girls love typing in all caps, they'll tell you something out the blue like OMG I WENT OUT TO EAT TODAY, like lmao okay

9:15 PM - 15 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls look for any excuse to wear flower crowns?

Buddy Christ@scireomnisamare

Why do white girls look for any excuse to wear flower crowns?

9:56 PM - 04 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white girls love saying "namaste" on twitter & having the Ohm symbol everywhere

[]@thatgweilo

why do white girls love saying "namaste" on twitter & having the Ohm symbol everywhere

1:13 PM - 05 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls always have to let the world know when they're drinking coffee

wat@moisteyecrust

Why do white girls always have to let the world know when they're drinking coffee

11:10 PM - 05 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Question of the day: Why do white girls love anchors and infinity signs so much?

𠈬hristina•@tinabobina4

Question of the day: Why do white girls love anchors and infinity signs so much?

11:59 AM - 30 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do all White girls love Olive Garden

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Why do white girls wear life guard sweaters?

Dioselyn@lamaravillaxO

Why do white girls wear life guard sweaters?

3:57 PM - 10 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls love starbucks so much?

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I'm not white, so please help me understand this. Why DO white girls love Drake so much?

Why I Hate People@WhyI_HatePeople

I'm not white, so please help me understand this. Why DO white girls love Drake so much?

7:49 PM - 24 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white girls love Taco Bell so much??????

Diana.@Dianaaibarra_

why do white girls love Taco Bell so much??????

5:22 AM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls love taking pictures on train tracks?

Maddie Arnold@maddieebailey

Why do white girls love taking pictures on train tracks?

4:22 PM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls love mermaids so much

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Why do white girls love fruit and yogurt so much

Shea@sheapitts10

Why do white girls love fruit and yogurt so much

3:26 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white girls love posting pictures of their thighs it's annoying af

noora✨@ddlmockingjay

why do white girls love posting pictures of their thighs it's annoying af

9:15 AM - 07 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls love Chipotle so much?? #mysteryoftheuniverse #wemayneverknow

bradley sodergren@Bradsod

Why do white girls love Chipotle so much?? #mysteryoftheuniverse #wemayneverknow

2:12 PM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls like sunflowers so much

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Why do white girls love pumpkin picking so much?

Colin Millard@CMillard_21

Why do white girls love pumpkin picking so much?

3:48 PM - 13 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

Why do white girls love Diet Coke?

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Why do white girls love fall so much?

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why do all white girls love avicii and shitty country music?

Sean Mitchell@spmitchell18

why do all white girls love avicii and shitty country music?

3:32 PM - 05 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Twitter,why do white girls love froyo so much?

La@wildchild_xo_

Twitter,why do white girls love froyo so much?

11:11 PM - 01 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls say things are crazy all the time?

Hilary Youngman@littlehilbilly

Why do white girls say things are crazy all the time?

4:45 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls always call their friend with the same hair colour their twin. Like no srry u look nothing alike

wat@moisteyecrust

Why do white girls always call their friend with the same hair colour their twin. Like no srry u look nothing alike

3:42 AM - 23 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white girls have to scream at everything

chelsea@chxIsea

why do white girls have to scream at everything

6:01 PM - 06 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do white girls go hiking?... Instagram

Julia@JuliaSokolowski

why do white girls go hiking?... Instagram

3:43 PM - 16 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls love taking pics of there feet and then posting it? Nobody wants to see that!

De'Von Brown©@DEVON_BROWN45

Why do white girls love taking pics of there feet and then posting it? Nobody wants to see that!

6:14 PM - 17 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do white girls love bagels so much?

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why do all young white girls love to get cornrows when they go on vacation to a tropical place?

Swagu@DripnSwaguStaxx

why do all young white girls love to get cornrows when they go on vacation to a tropical place?

3:36 PM - 07 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

35. AND LASTLY...

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even

Allie Yoder@allieyoder3

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?
Because they can't even

1:41 PM - 07 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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