FACEBOOK THEN: a constant stream of your every dumb thought.
FACEBOOK NOW: a constant stream of tacky-ass engagement photos.
FACEBOOK THEN: This group has 56,000 likes.
FACEBOOK NOW: This video has 1,180,890 views.
FACEBOOK THEN: browsing through bumper stickers...
... and putting ones like "I jizzed in my pants ON A BOAT like a boss" on your friends' wall.
FACEBOOK NOW: browsing your feed and finding out you're going to hell because you didn't like a picture of chocolate.
FACEBOOK THEN: deciding which groups you were going to join.
FACEBOOK NOW: still deciding whether or not you're going to hell.
FACEBOOK THEN: compulsively liking pages that made you feel like you weren't the only one.
FACEBOOK NOW: compulsively deleting people after they go and say some crazy shit:
FACEBOOK THEN: another day, another "Lost phone/need numbers" group invite.
FACEBOOK NOW: another day, another try-hard pregnancy announcement.
FACEBOOK NOW: IS LITERALLY EVERYONE PREGNANT?!
FACEBOOK NOW: unfriending your great aunt for her excessive use of racist political memes.
FACEBOOK THEN: writing "truth is" and "tbh" all night.
FACEBOOK NOW: getting stuck in a two-hour food video k-hole.
FACEBOOK THEN: like, what the fuck?
FACEBOOK NOW: still what the fuck?