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    What Facebook Used To Look Like Vs. What It Looks Like Now

    *watches two hours of cooking videos I know I'll never try to make*

    FACEBOOK THEN: a constant stream of your every dumb thought.

    FACEBOOK NOW: a constant stream of tacky-ass engagement photos.

    FACEBOOK THEN: This group has 56,000 likes.

    FACEBOOK NOW: This video has 1,180,890 views.

    FACEBOOK THEN: browsing through bumper stickers...

    ... and putting ones like "I jizzed in my pants ON A BOAT like a boss" on your friends' wall.

    FACEBOOK NOW: browsing your feed and finding out you're going to hell because you didn't like a picture of chocolate.

    FACEBOOK THEN: deciding which groups you were going to join.

    FACEBOOK NOW: still deciding whether or not you're going to hell.

    FACEBOOK THEN: compulsively liking pages that made you feel like you weren't the only one.

    FACEBOOK NOW: compulsively deleting people after they go and say some crazy shit:

    FACEBOOK THEN: another day, another "Lost phone/need numbers" group invite.

    FACEBOOK NOW: another day, another try-hard pregnancy announcement.

    FACEBOOK THEN: NOTES.

    FACEBOOK NOW: IS LITERALLY EVERYONE PREGNANT?!

    FACEBOOK THEN: making your best friends your "family."

    FACEBOOK NOW: unfriending your great aunt for her excessive use of racist political memes.

    FACEBOOK THEN: writing "truth is" and "tbh" all night.

    FACEBOOK NOW: getting stuck in a two-hour food video k-hole.

    FACEBOOK THEN: like, what the fuck?

    FACEBOOK NOW: still what the fuck?

    Happy browsing!