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50 Things That Bother People About Americans

But really, WHO IS JOE?

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WHY DO AMERICANS CLAP THEIR HANDS WHEN PLANES LAND AT THE AIRPORT? I JUST SAW AN AMERICAN COUPLE CLAP THEIR HAND WHEN MY MOMS PLANE LANDED?!

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Why do Americans name their kids after food? Chip, Apple, etc.

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Why do Americans call this Football??

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Why do americans call rugby "football"? First of all it's an egg, not a ball, and secondly it doesn't touch the foot.

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Why do Americans compare every sporting event to the super bowl? The World Cup is not like a soccer super bowl

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why do americans care more about the royal family than british people do

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Why do Americans say they're going on holiday to Europe like it's a country, where you going Barcelona or Burnley?

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Why do Americans spell glamour with a "u," but not favorite or color? Or why not spell it "glamor?"

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WHY DO AMERICANS SPELL PYJAMAS AS PAJAMAS????? THAT'S SO WEIRD.

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Why do Americans call blink 182 blink 1 eighty 2

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why do Americans when talking about size or length of things always compare it to a football field?

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Why do Americans think if they talk louder to someone who speaks little English they'll suddenly understand them better

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why do americans say charmin like sharmin are u stupid

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Why do Americans pull their boardshorts up so high?

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Why do americans not pronounce V in voila? Lmao its adorable and annoying

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Why do Americans say bathroom when there's no bath?

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why do americans say erbs not herbs, it really gets to me

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why do americans make everything .99 cents. just make it 1 dollar stop being so extra

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19.

Why do Americans call it passing out when someone falls asleep? Isn't passing out when you faint?

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Why do Americans pronounce 'orange' like it hasn't got an 'a' in it? "ORNGE"

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why do americans pulverize things using ziploc bags and rolling pins? dont they always have the latest tech?

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Why do Americans put marshmallows on sweet potatoes? It just seems weird

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why do americans have a holiday to get fat? lmao

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24.

why do americans always drink alcohol out of red plastic cups?

25.

Why do Americans call it a faucet and not a tap ffs

26.

why do americans pronounce twat like twot ?

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why do americans say "a cup of joe" WHO IS JOE

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Why do Americans pronounce solder as "sodder" ?

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Why do Americans love chanting so much

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Why do Americans use the term "restroom" instead of "washroom"? I'm going there to wash, not to have a rest...

31.

why do americans pronounce "aaron" as "erin"?

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why do americans pronounce 'craig' as 'creg' ???

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why do Americans call the optician an eye doctor THEY HAVE A NAME

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Why do americans have such long addresses. After 1000 houses its time for a new road

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Why do americans pronounce T-Mobile as T-Moble? What? lol

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why do americans have that thing called the world series when it has nothing to do with the world and they are the only country in it? 🤔

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Why do Americans say 'fourth' instead of 'quarter'. Quarter is literally the name of one of your denominations of currency...

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why do americans pronounce risotto like 'rizzowhtowh'

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Why do Americans call university "school"? It's confusing.

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WHY do americans measure stuff in 'cups' wtf kind of measurement is that

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Why do Americans say eyerack instead of iraq

42.

Ok why do Americans throw coins in everything fountain area

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Why do Americans insist on the term #grilledcheese to refer to an item they usually fry in butter?

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why do americans say 'on accident' instead of 'by accident' ? im baffled

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Why do Americans make such a big deal out of fireworks? We're not half as excited as y'all when it comes to seeing them

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Why do Americans pronounce Graham as Gram

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Why do Americans spell doughnuts donuts? Like it doesn't make sense

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Why do Americans say horse back riding instead of horse riding? Back is redundant. What other part of the damn horse are you going to ride?

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Why do Americans call scones biscuits? And biscuits cookies? Who is right?

50.

And why do Americans sneeze so explosively like Suzanne are you ok

51.

why do Americans call pre drinking "pre gaming"? it's not a game

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