FACT: Vinny is the hottest member of the Jersey Shore cast.
This is an indisputable fact.
While most human beings age like sour cream, Vinny has aged like a fine- emphasis on the fine - wine. Not only is his physical form gorgeous, but he also has a gorgeous mind. With this BuzzFeed post, which yes, I did get paid to make, I will make you horny for both.
Enjoy!
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It’s weird that Q comes before RS and T in the alphabet. It seems like it would be further down more
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Mulan is back on Netflix . Lit
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Being at a family party and envying the little kids who get to have chicken fingers and fries
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I've been dabbing since I was a child except it was called sneezing into my armpit .
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Why can't bread and butter be a healthy late night snack
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Why do people clear out the grocery store at every hint of snowfall?!The snow is on the ground for a day,then it’s plowed , and then you can go buy more fucking food!?How many hot pockets do u need for 24 hours?!
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Had no idea Kesha sang this well
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Happy Thanks giving text right back at ya, person who I haven’t seen or spoken to in three years.
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BONUS:
Horny for his looks AND mind:
I wanna swim naked in a pool of Nutella