In the entire video, we see bulk spices that are clearly over 10 years old.
A mouse trap to catch whatever brave rodent would want to waddle through that mess.
A random cardboard cutout of President Barack Obama.
A couch from the early '90s that you can basically smell.
Another couch that was definitely someone's dead grandma's and probably smells like Jean Naté and stale cigarettes.
And the stove, which just, like, has holes in it.
What did they eat?
Bulk boxes of cereal, of course.
They had records that literally hadn't been touched since 1982. Like, I'm not making that up: Schumer said that the same records were still there from the day he moved in in 1982.
That poster was definitely on the wall when they got the house too.
The "medicine" cabinet is on top of a microwave.
The bed is unmade, and they're using a chair as a side table.
The air-conditioner is just hanging out in the middle of the floor.
To call this a frathouse is an understatement.
It's deranged.
The only things missing are a burned-out candle with cigarette ashes in it:
A coffee table that looks like this:
Jugs of empty whey protein on top of the cabinets:
And a sink full of hair:
But while we didn't get to see their bathroom, we can all agree that this is probably EXACTLY what we would have seen: