1.
The one where California is one big Coachella, Alaska is Nebraska, and Manhattan is Maine:
2.
The one where half the states are racists and Illinois is Oprah:
3.
The one where everything is just a TV show:
4.
The one where Michigan is in Minnesota, New England is too small to remember, and California is WEED:
5.
The one where everything is either Mississippi or Oklahoma:
6.
The one where horses took over New Mexico, South Park is a state, and the mid-Atlantic doesn't exist:
7.
The one where someone's been watching way too many Discovery reality TV shows:
8.
The one where apple pie was invented in Pennsylvania:
9.
The one where Brazil is Florida:
10.
The one where everything is West World and Texas is filled with aliens:
11.
The one where Florida is a penis and the "Macarena" originated in Georgia:
If you want to see what happened when Americans labeled a Brazilian map then you're in luck! You can see that problematic disaster here.
