9.What the hell is wrong with America? Jesus.
8.This guys got talent up the butt. And that black girl.
7.What the crap?
5.Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Yeah! Yeah yeah!
4.Did that just happen? No really. Did that just happen? DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
3.Mom: Oh My Gosh!
2.This is not happening. Not happening.
1.My pissed off Aunt.