1.First of all, bagels are being made out of SPAGHETTI?!?!?!?
2.These things are called "hand salads." What does this mean? It means people are DIPPING LEAVES into dressing. This is not a salad. This is a leaf. A LEAF!
3.Tea is being served like some kind of damn physics experiment.
4.Look what they've done to spaghetti.
5.Sandwiches are being served in book cases. YOU CAN'T READ A SANDWICH!