AS THE OLD ADAGE STATES: it all started with a bad case of "forehead hickies."
Kristen Hampton bought some fake bangs to cover up her "forehead hickies*" because the weird little dingles** were scaring people.
So, Miss Kristen went and saw Miss Tammy at Sally's Beauty Supply and got the LAST PAIR of clip on bangs. Unfortunately for her, the last pair was "buttered toast" color.
Then, right then and there, Miss Kristen put on her clip on bangs. Miss Kristen SNAPPED.
She. Loved. Them.
Then she went to a drive-thru to solicit opinions about her newly iconic bangs.
"Hi, do you have any lunch specials for women with bangs?" - She seriously asked.
Then she went up to Kathy and asked her her opinions. Kathy said, "I like it."
Then it was time for Dominique and Joelle's opinions, "It looks nice. I love the blonde highlights."
That's when she left the drive-thru and said: "Can this day get any better?"
No, Miss Kristen, it can't.
The video is 18 minutes long but it's surely worth the whole watch. I've watched it four times and I don't want things more than once unless it's that video of the Wisconsin woman (Angela) freaking out over candles.
Correction: I messed up the name. Her name is Kristin Hampton, not Hall. The bangs hypnotized me tbh.