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69 Things You Need To Know About The Gathering Of The Juggalos

We went to the 2013 Gathering of the Juggalos and are here to tell you everything you need to know. Whoop whoop!

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32. If you're going to shower (most Juggalos do), use the ones on top of the hill. The trailer showers are busier and, you know, in trailers.

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But don't die on the drug bridge, otherwise you'll ruin it for everyone.

The two trucks in this picture are blocking the infamous drug bridge. The drug bridge is where people can easily sell and buy drugs. All drugs. Everything including oxy, coke, ketamine, marijuana, acid, molly. You name it, they got it!

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5. Avoid the love trains...unless you want to be covered in Faygo or flour or some other mysterious substance.

Love trains, which are school buses that go around the Gathering, are unpredictable. You can get on and off of them throughout the grounds. Just be careful. People tend to throw mad shit off of them.

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3. If you are not a Juggalo, then you should pretend you are. That way you can get a discount on Hula-Hoops.