If you didn’t hear the hilarious news, the permanently blind and out of touch People magazine published its list of the sexiest men alive. This year’s winner: ultra-douche, Adam Levine.
Now, let’s all collectively…
THROW THE FUCK UP.
That was a relief.
Now just to demonstrate how wrong they were in this decision, let’s go through pictures that are INFINITELY sexier than any picture of Adam Levine.
I present to you…
10 Things Ryan Gosling Did This Year That Are 5 Billion Times More Interesting And Hotter Than Literally Anything Adam Levine Has Ever Done
10. Bend over.
9. Lift a box.
8. Hold a bottle of water.
7. Confuse this woman in a striped shirt.
6. Reach for a map.
5. Hold a map.
4. Laugh at a woman with multiple sharpies around her neck.
2. Look at the ground.
1. And lastly, get in an argument with a bush.
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