Overheard At The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Here's some of the crazy shit we heard while walking around The Gathering Of The Juggalos.
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On the drug bridge: "I've got the shit that killed Michael Jackson."
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Directions to someplace: "Go past Hepatitis Lake, cross Drug Bridge, and take a left toward the ICP seminar."
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Overheard constantly: "Show me your butthole!!!"
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"Ah, Ketamine for breakfast."
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"Squirt party later tonight, you coming?"
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"Whoop Whoop is the medicine. That shit cures breast cancer, man."
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"Yo, someone shit in the showers. FUCK."
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"This is gonna be some unforgettable shit none of us are going to remember."
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"Charlie Sheen crack rocks for sale! Big discount!"
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"I'd definitely put a corn dog in my vagina for $5." One minute later: "I'LL PUT A CORN DOG IN MY VAGINA FOR 5 BUCKS. ANY TAKERS?"
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Juggalo pick-up line: "What's up babydoll, I'll eat yo' pussy like it's the last supper!"
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"Don't throw shit at Charlie Sheen, motherfucker! This ninja is brilliant!"
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"Anyone want a shot of my breastmilk?"
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"It's not rape if it's dead."
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Juggalo tripping on acid speaking to a can opener: "FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU!!!"
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Juggalo after yelling into the Juggalo bus microphone: "I like things you can yell into. Shit's my favorite."
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"This is fucking awesome. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere watching Michael Jackson and Prince dance off. I don't even know if Juggalos like Michael Jackson and Prince. I don't think they do." - Violent J
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"I'm a Juggalo. I don't wipe my ass, I smoke that grass."
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At the drug bridge: "If your shit is so good, then why did Vanilla Ice's manager buy from me."