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Había algo muy satisfactorio en eso de halar esa cuerda y lanzar a esa muñeca de hada a volar por los cielos. Además, era un hada. Eso es gay.

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There was something so satisfying about pulling that string and launching that fairy thing to the high heavens. Also, it was a fairy. That's gay.

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*Se detiene mucho tiempo en páginas con fotos de chicos en camisetas sin mangas*

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*Stops for ways too long on pages with guys in tank tops*

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No me importaba que mi pelo fuese corto, pero es que un Hairagomi lo convertía en arte de verdad. ¡ARTE!

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El comercial del orgasmo en la ducha con la Dra. Ruth es icónico.

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The orgasm shower commercial with Dr. Ruth is iconic.

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Yo era un tonto perdedor y no hubiese almacenado nada allí, pero la idea en sí era genial.

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I was a dumb loser and would have stored like nothing in it, but the idea of it was nice.

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Porque, o sea, ¿el Papa es acaso católico?

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Because duh, is the Pope a Catholic?

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I JUST WANTED TO SMELL LIKE CUCUMBER AND MELON.

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It didn't matter that I didn't have long hair, a Hairagomi made legit art. ART!

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I would have baked the fuck out of some purple cookies.

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We all deserved to be extremely uncomfortable on plastic furniture.

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The photoshoots I would have orchestrated with one of these. Oh boy.

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The best color Razr period.

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\"Milky\" is an inherently gay word. I should have had the entire set.

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The orgasm shower commercial with Dr. Ruth is iconic.

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I was a dumb loser and would have stored like nothing in it, but the idea of it was nice.

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The things I would have bedazzled and also destroyed. Oh boy.

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That bottle with the little J. Lo necklace would have made a great decoration on my nightstand or something.

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It was probably/definitely low-key toxic chemicals humans should never eat, but I wanted to spray that shit like Cheez-Whiz down my throat.

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*Stops for ways too long on pages with guys in tank tops*

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Because duh, is the Pope a Catholic?

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In hindsight, there was a reason I never got these. I would have died.

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Knowing my clumsy ass I would have made a mess out of a Sidekick.

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Edible cosmetics should have been for everyone.

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Part of growing up gay is pretending you have long hair and trying to put it up in a towel. A Turbie Twist made it easier, I think.

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They were like tiny little gay worlds.

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There was something so satisfying about pulling that string and launching that fairy thing to the high heavens. Also, it was a fairy. That's gay.

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20 Things Gays In The Early 2000s Wanted But Were Too Scared/Closeted To Get

1. Jessica Simpson's edible body lotion stuff

2. Beaded room dividers

3. A Bedazzler

4. A Sidekick bedazzled in rhinestones

5. A Pink Razr

6. Milky gel pens

7. Lip Smackers

8. Easy Bake Oven

9. Bath and Body Works splashes and creams

10. Britney 4Wheelers

11. Inflatable furniture

12. Celebrity perfumes, like Glow by Jennifer Lopez

13. A Turbie Twist

14. Pollypockets

15. Skydancer

16. A subscription to Teen People, Tiger Beat, or Seventeen magazines

17. A Hairagomi

18. Herbal Essences shampoo

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19. A Pocket Locker

20. Spice Girls dolls

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