Welcome to yet another edition of things people on Twitter say boomers love that are just about 100% accurate and specifically true.
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Boomers LOVE to share fake controversial posts that say "I bet you won't share this"
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Boomers love to remind you that Google, like everything ever, did not exist until it did
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boomers love flexing that they've never went to therapy when it's clear that they need it.
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boomers love to ask "is that my phone" yes it's your phone you're the only one with the android default ringtone
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boomers love to use “rock and roll” as an adjective
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Boomers love to say “we need the rain tho” during a rainy day
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Boomers love walking into your studio apartment and with a big smug grin saying, “So, give us a tour!”
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Boomers love showing up 30 min early for medical appointments
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Boomers love putting regular photos on Facebook as 3D photos
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Boomers love to say “THE covid”
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Boomers love having multiple remotes for one TV and it shows
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Boomers love walking into a room, turning down whatever is playing and saying “I can’t hear myself think!”
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boomers love to clip an obituary out of the newspaper and leave it waiting on their kid’s dresser for the next time they come home
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Boomers love to say “don’t believe everything you read on the internet” but they literally do 🤧
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Boomers love shows about finding gold and aliens
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Boomers love posting a status on Facebook and then reading their comments out loud to everyone around them.
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Boomers love asking Siri things that would be much easier to just google
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Boomers love to shout “hello?!” Half a second before picking up the phone
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boomers love saying chipoltay
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Boomers love talking about what roads they take to get places
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Why do boomers love guessing people accents so much. Just tell me what beer you want man
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Boomers love to call YouTube views “hits”
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Boomers love to laugh about new parents not getting sleep.
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Boomers love to act like you murdered their entire family if you leave a fork in the sink
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Boomers love to say “don’t work too hard!” as they leave an establishment where they just made everything 500x more difficult for the employees taking care of them
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boomers love to say “you’re too young to be tired” like congrats bro i did not ask
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Boomers love to take a full cart to self checkout not knowing what the fuck they’re doing
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Boomers love to say “you just have an answer for everything, don’t you?” when they’re losing an argument
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boomers love having ringtones like train whistles, fallout sirens, cricket chirps, geese honking, humans screaming,
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boomers love licking their finger before turning the page
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Boomers love to comment “yummy” on all pictures of food
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Boomers love talking about how teens are acting to grown when they were literally married with kids at 18
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boomers love to knock on locked bathroom doors
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boomers love texting to tell you your voicemail is full
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Why do boomers love shit with minions on it?
36. And last but certainly not least:
Boomers love to say the L’s in the word tortilla
Later!
