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    31 Things Boomers Love That Most Millennials Just Don't

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    Another day, another post about Boomers. This one is about things Boomers enjoy that MOST millennials do not care about at all. Enjoy.

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    There are few thing baby boomers love more than getting to the airport 3 hours before a domestic flight.

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    boomers love to brag that they know what a floppy disc is

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    Why do baby boomers love phone cases that open like books

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    Boomers love to interrupt a conversation they’re not a part of and ask you to take a picture of the group on their iPhone 7

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    Boomers love putting random words in “quotations”

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    boomers love asking food service workers how much everything is instead of lifting their eyes to look at the menu in front of them

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    Boomers love saying “look at all these French fries” no matter what size they order

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    Baby boomers love to give step by step directions instead of just giving an address

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    Boomers love disputing the accuracy of car gps directions

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    boomers love to comment "good looking kids" on facebook photos of their friends' very unfortunate looking kids

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    boomers love to stand way too close in the grocery checkout. cool it bill we'll all get to pay for our food in time

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    Boomers love a phone on full brightness in a dark venue

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    boomers love saying “well how did we do?” after shopping anywhere for anything

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    Boomers love to post memes like "When I was a kid we played outside until we got called for dinner!" even though they never let us leave the yard.

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    Boomers love a 'you probably wont share this' Facebook post

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    Boomers love saying “I don’t care if you’re purple”

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    Boomers LOVE the noises their phones make. I have to sit here and listen to this dude fuck around on Facebook and play candy crush.

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    Baby Boomers love to have 16-character alphanumeric Wi-Fi passwords.

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    I will never love anything as much as boomers love telling me that my clothes are falling apart if they have any type of ripped hole in them.

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    boomers love posting on facebook and then asking you in person if you saw their posts on facebook

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    Baby boomers love to say “I like my food cooked!” When answering why they don’t “like” sushi.

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    Boomers love saying some corny shit like "So what's the damage?" when given their bill in a restaurant

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    Boomers love licking their fingers before giving you cash.

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    boomers love to end every sentence with “...”

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    boomers love to talk about the weather in terms of if it is "cooperating" or not

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    boomers love to criticize whoever loads the dishwasher

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    Boomers love holding onto those handles above the windows in the backseats of cars. Mad dramatic

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    Baby Boomers LOVE using email addresses given to them by their internet service providers.

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    Boomers love leaving voicemails saying they called, in case you didn't notice the missed call notification.