Skip To Content

    36 Things Boomers Love That Millennials Definitely Do Not

    "I bet you won't share this!!!" —Every boomer on Facebook

    Welcome to yet another edition of things people on Twitter say boomers love that are just about 100% accurate and specifically true.

    PBS

    See you in the (Facebook) comments!

    PBS

    1.

    Boomers LOVE to share fake controversial posts that say "I bet you won't share this"

    2.

    Boomers love to remind you that Google, like everything ever, did not exist until it did

    3.

    boomers love flexing that they've never went to therapy when it's clear that they need it.

    4.

    boomers love to ask "is that my phone" yes it's your phone you're the only one with the android default ringtone

    5.

    boomers love to use “rock and roll” as an adjective

    6.

    Boomers love to say “we need the rain tho” during a rainy day

    7.

    Boomers love walking into your studio apartment and with a big smug grin saying, “So, give us a tour!”

    8.

    Boomers love showing up 30 min early for medical appointments

    9.

    Boomers love putting regular photos on Facebook as 3D photos

    10.

    Boomers love to say “THE covid”

    11.

    Boomers love having multiple remotes for one TV and it shows

    12.

    Boomers love walking into a room, turning down whatever is playing and saying “I can’t hear myself think!”

    13.

    boomers love to clip an obituary out of the newspaper and leave it waiting on their kid’s dresser for the next time they come home

    14.

    Boomers love to say “don’t believe everything you read on the internet” but they literally do 🤧

    15.

    Boomers love shows about finding gold and aliens

    16.

    Boomers love posting a status on Facebook and then reading their comments out loud to everyone around them.

    17.

    Boomers love asking Siri things that would be much easier to just google

    18.

    Boomers love to shout “hello?!” Half a second before picking up the phone

    19.

    20.

    Boomers love talking about what roads they take to get places

    21.

    Why do boomers love guessing people accents so much. Just tell me what beer you want man

    22.

    Boomers love to call YouTube views “hits”

    23.

    Boomers love to laugh about new parents not getting sleep.

    24.

    Boomers love to act like you murdered their entire family if you leave a fork in the sink

    25.

    Boomers love to say “don’t work too hard!” as they leave an establishment where they just made everything 500x more difficult for the employees taking care of them

    26.

    boomers love to say “you’re too young to be tired” like congrats bro i did not ask

    27.

    Boomers love to take a full cart to self checkout not knowing what the fuck they’re doing

    28.

    Boomers love to say “you just have an answer for everything, don’t you?” when they’re losing an argument

    29.

    boomers love having ringtones like train whistles, fallout sirens, cricket chirps, geese honking, humans screaming,

    30.

    boomers love licking their finger before turning the page

    31.

    Boomers love to comment “yummy” on all pictures of food

    32.

    Boomers love talking about how teens are acting to grown when they were literally married with kids at 18

    33.

    boomers love to knock on locked bathroom doors

    34.

    boomers love texting to tell you your voicemail is full

    35.

    Why do boomers love shit with minions on it?

    36. And last but certainly not least:

    Boomers love to say the L’s in the word tortilla

    Later!

    PBS