Every year, the sun crosses the equator and there is equal parts day and night. This is called the Autumnal Equinox A.K.A. the official start of Fall and it happens on either September 22 or 23 in the northern hemisphere (I looked it up).
Besides that planetary shit, there's another more mystical phenomenon that occurs at approximately the same time. As summer and "Guys In Basketball Shorts Season" ends, a new season begins. I'm of course talking about "Guys In Sweatpants Season."
Everyone knows that Guys In Sweatpants Season is the most joyous times of year (better than Christmas and your birthday) because there is actually nothing more visually stimulating than a guy wearing sweatpants.
The multi-month seasonal event lasts approximately from the first day of Fall to Thanksgiving when the temperature is just warm enough and not too cold to wear sweatpants outside in the wild.
During Sweatpants Season, you're expected to play closer attention to the finer things in life, and by finer things in life, I'm of course talking about guys in sweatpants.
One should really open their eyes and appreciate the print.
Take in your views (the print).
Relax and stretch. Do yoga.
BUUUUT!!!! BE CAREFUL!!!
That shit can be lethal. One can be easily dickmatized.
Carry an inhaler at all times!
But most of all, enjoy those guys in sweatpants.
When you're having a bad day just realize somewhere in the world a guy is wearing sweatpants.
Live your best life.
Blah blah blah random words of encouragement.
Spend plenty of time with family. After all, that's the reason for the season.
JK the reason for the season is to look at guy's crotches.
Happy Guys In Sweatpants season!
I hope it's the best one ever!
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