The 30 Most Insane Things For Sale In SkyMall
I WANT IT ALL AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.
A portrait of your pet as 17th century nobility
This UpRight Sleeper that definitely won't kill you
A machine that makes you grow hair
This truly one of a kind shirt
A life-size hanging jungle monkey statue
A drunk cat lithograph
A mounted squirrel head
A rearview bike camera
A monkey puppet that will hug your finger
A plaque that encourages the eating of your grandmother
Alfred Lloyd's new album
A personal massager that definitely isn't a dildo
"Turn a napkin or dish towel into wearable protection"
A birdhouse disguised as a ultrasonic barking dog deterrent
This totally practical umbrella holder
A Jewish star Christmas tree topper
A magic wand remote control
A glass that holds a full bottle of wine
BONUS: Did you know the president of SkyMall's name is Christine Aguilera?
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