30. A portrait of your pet as 17th century nobility

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29. This UpRight Sleeper that definitely won't kill you

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28. Chill dog collars

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27. The infamous SkyRest

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26. Lips for your dog

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25. A machine that makes you grow hair

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24. This truly one of a kind shirt

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23. A life-size hanging jungle monkey statue

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22. A drunk cat lithograph

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21. Sperm shoes

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20. A mounted squirrel head

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19. This head massager

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18. This baby choker

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17. A Bob shirt

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16. A rearview bike camera

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15. A monkey puppet that will hug your finger

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14. A cat toilet

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13. A giant fake rock

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12. A plaque that encourages the eating of your grandmother

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11. Alfred Lloyd's new album

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10. This squirrel shirt

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9. A personal massager that definitely isn't a dildo

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8. A motorized unicycle

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7. A bed bug cocoon

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6. "Turn a napkin or dish towel into wearable protection"

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5. A birdhouse disguised as a ultrasonic barking dog deterrent

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4. This totally practical umbrella holder

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3. A Jewish star Christmas tree topper

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2. A magic wand remote control

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Because seriously this is awesome.
1. A glass that holds a full bottle of wine

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BONUS: Did you know the president of SkyMall's name is Christine Aguilera?

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THE MORE YOU KNOW.