40. Ignacio Mieres of Worcester Harry Engels / Getty Images Quality leg dimples. Great muscle protrusion. Decent knees. 39. Montpellier forward Mamuka Gorgodze Stu Forster / Getty Images Dirty... but in a good way. 38. Duncan Taylor of Saracens Jamie McDonald / Getty Images They're like lovely little stumps. 37. Gareth Evans of Gloucester Rugby Christopher Lee/Stringer / Getty Images Really nice muscle lumpage. 36. Eduard Filatov of Kuban Krasnodar David Rogers/Staff / Getty Images Extremely jealous of the guy in blue. 35. Willie Manu of St Helens Tony Marshall / Getty Images Kind of all over the place, but I can deal. 34. Dan Robson of Gloucester Christopher Lee / Getty Images Irresistible to the touch. 33. Charlie Walker of Harlequins (in red) David Rogers / Getty Images It kind of looks like a tooth (in a good way). 32. Alex Day of Northampton Saints David Rogers / Getty Images Huggable. 31. Anthony Laffranchi of St Helens Gareth Copley / Getty Images A wide delight. 30. Danny Addy of Bradford Bulls Matthew Lewis / Getty Images THUNDEROUS. 29. George Lowe of Harlequins David Rogers / Getty Images The white shorts really accent his bulging muscles. 28. Casey Laulala of Munster Stu Forster / Getty Images Gimme. 27. Hugo Bonneval of France Getty Images I wouldn't mind being wrapped in those. 26. Craig Gilroy of Ulster Stu Forster/ BuzzFeed This man is literally attached to his ass. I think that's a pretty good endorsement. 25. Whoever these people from the Brumbies team are Christopher Lee / Getty Images I love the quantity. 24. Adrian Purtell of the Bradford Bulls Matthew Lewis / Getty Images Looks good covered in mud. 23. Matt Hopper of Harlequins (the blonde one) David Rogers / Getty Images No idea what the face looks like but this is about thighs and those are some nice ones. 22. Danny Cipriani of Sale Sharks Ben Hoskins / Getty Images He's just hot. 21. Tobias Botes of Italy Laurence Griffiths / Getty Images Normally I would be mad that the white spandex are blocking his bare leg... but in this case I don't even care. 20. Alex Goode of England Laurence Griffiths / Getty Images He's kind of like a bootleg version of Jim from the US version of The Office... but with hotter legs. 19. Bath player Ollie Deveto Stu Forster / Getty Images The perfect combo of lean + muscle. 18. Edoardo Gori of Italy (in blue) Laurence Griffiths / Getty Images Magical. 17. Ben Botica of Harlequins Paul Thomas / Getty Images Intriguing muscle indents. 16. David Pocock Via Twitter: @pocockdavid This isn't even a good picture and it's still doing things to me. 15. Tommy Bowe of Ulster Warren Little / Getty Images Matches his arms nicely. 14. Billy Slater of Melbourne Storm Chris Brunskill / Getty Images Yes please. 13. Rob Kearney of Ireland David Rogers / Getty Images I like the way he opens them. 12. Owen Farrell of England David Cannon / Getty Images It's nice how one side of his shorts ride up a bit. 11. Mike Brown of England David Cannon / Getty Well proportioned. 10. Brian O'Driscoll of Ireland David Cannon / Getty Images The green/white combo of the shorts and shirt seem to work really well with accentuating the thigh. 9. George Ford of England David Rogers / Getty Images I'll take 10. 8. Patrick Lambie of the Cell C Sharks Gallo Images / Getty Images Delicious... even with that nasty wound. Sorry. 7. Bath player Jonathan Joseph Stu Forster / Getty Images Well posed. 6. Jonny May of England Shaun Botterill / Getty Images Honestly, I'm just here for the crotch grab. 5. Kevin Sinfeild of Leeds Rhinos Alex Livesey / Getty Images Great arms. Great legs. That must mean he's a great guy. 4. Quade Cooper of Australia David Rogers/Staff / Getty Images Excellent slight thigh vein. A+. 3. Sonny Bill Williams of the Roosters Matt King / Getty Images Sign me up! 2. Andrea Masi of the Wasps Matt Cardy / Getty Images Jesus Christ. 1. James Short of Saracens Matthew Lewis / Getty Images R.I.P. me. Also RIP me.