40. Ignacio Mieres of Worcester

Quality leg dimples. Great muscle protrusion. Decent knees.
39. Montpellier forward Mamuka Gorgodze

Dirty... but in a good way.
38. Duncan Taylor of Saracens

They're like lovely little stumps.
37. Gareth Evans of Gloucester Rugby

Really nice muscle lumpage.
36. Eduard Filatov of Kuban Krasnodar

Extremely jealous of the guy in blue.
35. Willie Manu of St Helens

Kind of all over the place, but I can deal.
34. Dan Robson of Gloucester

Irresistible to the touch.
33. Charlie Walker of Harlequins (in red)

It kind of looks like a tooth (in a good way).
32. Alex Day of Northampton Saints

Huggable.
31. Anthony Laffranchi of St Helens

A wide delight.
30. Danny Addy of Bradford Bulls

THUNDEROUS.
29. George Lowe of Harlequins

The white shorts really accent his bulging muscles.
28. Casey Laulala of Munster

Gimme.
27. Hugo Bonneval of France

I wouldn't mind being wrapped in those.
26. Craig Gilroy of Ulster

This man is literally attached to his ass. I think that's a pretty good endorsement.
25. Whoever these people from the Brumbies team are

I love the quantity.
24. Adrian Purtell of the Bradford Bulls

Looks good covered in mud.
23. Matt Hopper of Harlequins (the blonde one)

No idea what the face looks like but this is about thighs and those are some nice ones.
22. Danny Cipriani of Sale Sharks

He's just hot.
21. Tobias Botes of Italy

Normally I would be mad that the white spandex are blocking his bare leg... but in this case I don't even care.
20. Alex Goode of England

He's kind of like a bootleg version of Jim from the US version of The Office... but with hotter legs.
19. Bath player Ollie Deveto

The perfect combo of lean + muscle.
18. Edoardo Gori of Italy (in blue)

Magical.
17. Ben Botica of Harlequins

Intriguing muscle indents.
16. David Pocock

This isn't even a good picture and it's still doing things to me.
15. Tommy Bowe of Ulster

Matches his arms nicely.
14. Billy Slater of Melbourne Storm

Yes please.
13. Rob Kearney of Ireland

I like the way he opens them.
12. Owen Farrell of England

It's nice how one side of his shorts ride up a bit.
11. Mike Brown of England

Well proportioned.
10. Brian O'Driscoll of Ireland

The green/white combo of the shorts and shirt seem to work really well with accentuating the thigh.
9. George Ford of England

I'll take 10.
8. Patrick Lambie of the Cell C Sharks

Delicious... even with that nasty wound. Sorry.
7. Bath player Jonathan Joseph

Well posed.
6. Jonny May of England

Honestly, I'm just here for the crotch grab.
5. Kevin Sinfeild of Leeds Rhinos

Great arms. Great legs. That must mean he's a great guy.
4. Quade Cooper of Australia

Excellent slight thigh vein. A+.
3. Sonny Bill Williams of the Roosters

Sign me up!
2. Andrea Masi of the Wasps

Jesus Christ.
1. James Short of Saracens

R.I.P. me. Also RIP me.