Posted on Feb 22, 2013

The 30 Most Portland Things That Have Ever Happened In Portland

Turns out it's just like the show.

Matt Stopera

by Matt Stopera

BuzzFeed Staff

1. A poop vandal terrorized the stop signs downtown:

2. Someone locked their Hula-Hoop to a bike rack:

3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:

4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:

5. Someone stole a large blue gorilla wearing gold shorts:

6. "Trek in the Park" happened:

7. Bacon Mondays:

8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald's drive-through.

9. Service cats:

10. The LARP club was established:

11. This was a news story:

12. Also this:

13. A man chilled with his alpaca on the side of the street:

14. Someone found a chicken:

15. Someone else was missing a chicken:

16. Two guys decided to knit together while waiting for a plane:

17. Someone sold their drag queen kit at a garage sale:

18. Two jellyfish closed down a street:

19. A woman covered her entire body in leaves:

20. A baby was stolen:

21. Another person locked up their Hula-Hoop:

22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:

23. The "PoeTree":

24. "Birds on Things":

And to finish up quickly...

25. This happened:

26. So did this:

27. This:

28. Can't forget about this:

29. This too:

30. THE END.

Note: Some list items were swapped.

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