1. A poop vandal terrorized the stop signs downtown:

2. Someone locked their Hula-Hoop to a bike rack:

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3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:

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4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:

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5. Someone stole a large blue gorilla wearing gold shorts:

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6. "Trek in the Park" happened:

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7. Bacon Mondays:

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8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald's drive-through.

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9. Service cats:

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10. The LARP club was established:

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11. This was a news story:

12. Also this:

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13. A man chilled with his alpaca on the side of the street:

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14. Someone found a chicken:

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15. Someone else was missing a chicken:

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16. Two guys decided to knit together while waiting for a plane:

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17. Someone sold their drag queen kit at a garage sale:

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18. Two jellyfish closed down a street:

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19. A woman covered her entire body in leaves:

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20. A baby was stolen:

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21. Another person locked up their Hula-Hoop:

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WHY IS THIS A THING?
22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:

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23. The "PoeTree":

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24. "Birds on Things":

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And to finish up quickly...
25. This happened:

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26. So did this:

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27. This:

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28. Can't forget about this:

29. This too:

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30. THE END.

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Vegan Free-Range Christmas Trees for all, and to all a good night!
Note: Some list items were swapped.