1. Created a museum of his hair:
2. Started an air collection:
3. Made out with the ground:
4. Made love with a poster:
5. Commented things like this:
6. And this:
7.
8. Fed him yogurt:
9. Literally got hit by an automobile:
10. Named every one of his body parts, including "Spike & Tike":
11. The time honored tradition of vomit tributes:
12. Hotel parkour:
13. Come dangerously close to being armless:
14. Made out with the ground again:
15. Found out more about him than literally he knows:
16. Took this username away from me:
17. Promoted on toilet seats:
18. Made Santa read this FILTH!!!
19. Become impromptu barbers:
20. "Met" him:
21. Uhhh.... this:
22. .........
23. And invented "Satan's Dick":
