1.
Vagina jeans (aka jeans with a laced-up front):
2.
Frayed cutoff denim miniskirts accessorized with boomboxes:
3.
Ties worn over tanks or T-shirts:
4.
T-shirts or pants with vaguely sexual sayings or innuendos:
6.
Jeans without a waistband, like it's just cut off:
9.
Exposed thongs (aka whale tails):
10.
Random sections of crimped hair:
12.
Oversize blazers and jeans:
13.
Problematic graphic T-shirts:
14.
Wrestling drawstring pants (a play on vagina jeans):
15.
Itty-bitty baby sunglasses:
16.
The smaller the better (basically it barely only covered your eyeballs) and bonus points for light blue or purple tints:
17.
Really, any of these sunglasses that the Rock wore between the years of 2000 and 2003.
19.
These ombré visor-esque sunglasses:
21.
Pleather bowling bags with numbers on them:
22.
Everything happening here with this boho-meets-A&F look:
23.
Belly chains that were accessorized with coins or large charms:
24.
Light-colored bootcut jeans worn with flip-flops:
25.
Knee-length denim skirts:
26.
Tight yet very chunky turtleneck sweaters:
27.
Bootleg jeans with weird embroidery on them:
28.
Pants without pockets and these thick-ass belts:
29.
Sunglasses with little gems on them:
30.
Wearing sunglasses that only people who live the Tour de France lifestyle should wear:
