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    May 4, 2017

    31 Horrible Trends That Will Definitely Come Back Cause Humans Are Stupid

    All your tragic middle school outfits are coming soon to an Urban Outfitters near you.

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    1. Vagina jeans (aka jeans with a laced-up front):

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    Breezy!

    2. Frayed cutoff denim miniskirts accessorized with boomboxes:

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    Loud!

    3. Ties worn over tanks or T-shirts:

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    V. edgy.

    4. T-shirts or pants with vaguely sexual sayings or innuendos:

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    Kinda scandalous (if you were in middle school).

    5. Crochet dresses:

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    Warm and airy.

    6. Jeans without a waistband, like it's just cut off:

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    Accentuates butt cleavage.

    7. Visors:

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    Kept your head cool while protecting your face from the sun lol.

    8. Cropped jackets:

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    Good for when your shoulders are cold, but not your stomach.

    9. Exposed thongs (aka whale tails):

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    Simply iconic.

    10. Random sections of crimped hair:

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    An homage to the '80s.

    11. Skunk highlights:

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    Stinky-ish.

    12. Oversize blazers and jeans:

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    Comfy?

    13. Problematic graphic T-shirts:

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    Funny?

    14. Wrestling drawstring pants (a play on vagina jeans):

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    Athletic-ish.

    15. Itty-bitty baby sunglasses:

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    Great for newborns and adults alike!

    16. The smaller the better (basically it barely only covered your eyeballs) and bonus points for light blue or purple tints:

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    Sweet!

    17. Really, any of these sunglasses that the Rock wore between the years of 2000 and 2003.

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    The fuck!

    18. Denim dusters:

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    Good for collecting every speck of dust on the ground behind you.

    19. These ombré visor-esque sunglasses:

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    Neat!

    20. The fauxhawk:

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    What Axe body spray looks like in hair form.

    21. Pleather bowling bags with numbers on them:

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    Good for counting.

    22. Everything happening here with this boho-meets-A&F look:

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    Dynamic!

    23. Belly chains that were accessorized with coins or large charms:

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    Cold on the belly!

    24. Light-colored bootcut jeans worn with flip-flops:

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    With the bottom edge dirty and ripped up from stepping on it too much.

    25. Knee-length denim skirts:

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    Amish-like!

    26. Tight yet very chunky turtleneck sweaters:

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    The official sweater of every boy bander of the early '00s!

    27. Bootleg jeans with weird embroidery on them:

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    Looked like your nana's throw pillows!

    28. Pants without pockets and these thick-ass belts:

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    Inconvenient!

    29. Sunglasses with little gems on them:

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    Sadly, those little gems fell off after one or two wears.

    30. Wearing sunglasses that only people who live the Tour de France lifestyle should wear:

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    Very Lance Armstrong-ish.

    31. And everything that Ashley Tisdale is wearing in this picture:

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    lol jk.

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