Sweet Brown: The New Queen Of Instagram

Move over Rihanna, Sweet Brown has you beat.

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Long ago, last year, Sweet Brown gained worldwide fame for "not having time for that". If you love her as much as I do, then I have good news for you: she's on Instagram, and she is very, very funny.

Her captions are the best, and you should definitely follow her here.

For reference:

1. She either tags things #igotstimeforthat

2. Or #aintnobodygottimeforthat

3. She calls her fans "Sweet Brownies"

This is her and some homeless person on the street:

I love all my #sweetbrownies maybe that little bit will help her get some help for her multiple personalities and bronchitis, Jesus!

This a picture of the milk she just drank:

Klawd have mercy! The Lord is my Shepard.... I hope he don't make me lie down from drankn this!!! Jesus, be a fence! I hope this ain't the real expiration date!

This is some lady she instagram'd at the gym:

Pass the offering plate #sweetbrownies! Sister Rita president of the usher board is workin it out in the gym #Jesus! #ushergloves #church #aintnobodygottimeforthat

Reminder: Follow her here!

I love you, Sweet Brown!