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I mean, this picture could call me a piece of shit and I wouldn't even care:
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This picture could tell me I'm worthless:
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This picture could tell me I'll never amount to anything, give me food poisoning, and pour toilet water in my mouth:
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I mean, I would pay this picture money to ruin my life.
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This picture could be the last thing I see before I die and that would be totally ok:
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I think about this picture hourly:
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This picture, I call "Sea Of Furry Tits," is more beautiful than anything Van Gogh, Monet, and like 72 other artists ever painted:
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I have never wanted to be Salma Hayek more in my entire life:
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This picture is could run me over with a car:
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This picture makes me wish I was shrunken to a microscopic state just so I could live in the crevices of Jwan Josef's butt chin:
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That space between them is triggering to me:
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This is also triggering to me:
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OK, I'm almost done being gross here. Bear with me.
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In conclusion, I'll leave you with this picture of Ricky Martin in a sarong.
