Hello again.
Welcome to a hyper-specific edition of things people find weird about Americans.
In this edition we'll be looking at questions British people have for Americans.
See you in the comments, babes!
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Why do Americans answer "How old were you?" With a grade....I'm British mate. Just say your fucking age
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Why do Americans stand “on” line when Brits would stand “in” line?
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As a Brit I have to ask why do Americans toast marshmallows? Is it a taste thing or what?🤔
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why do americans have "lovers' lanes" while us brits just have "dogging sites"?
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Why do Americans call it "the great British baking show" it's "The Great British Bake Off" godamnit 😤😡
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why do americans always sing their national anthem i don’t think ive ever heard the British one
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why do americans think doing a “british” accent is a personality trait
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why do americans say what specific state they’re from like i don’t know every state... what if british people started saying what city they were from we should confuse the americans back
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why do americans look at british uniforms and say “harry potter irl🥺🥺”
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Why do Americans abbreviate “mathematics” to “math”, but for the British it’s “maths”?
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why do americans make curse words sound so attractive but when british people do it we come across as aggressive
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why do Americans think the British can't pronounce their T's? Every American person pronounces their T's as D's hkdhshdjd
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Why do Americans think putting a coat on makes them British, and why does it fucking work
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why do americans think talking in a british accent is the peak of comedy?
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Why do Americans have merch for their president? Imagine a british person wearing a Boris cap😭
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whats a white claw and why do americans get sloshed off 1, like whats the british equivalent????? a can strongbow dark fruits or vodka?????pls lmk if u american im curious
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Why do Americans carry shopping bags this way instead of using the handles like us Brits? Weird.
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ok but why do americans clap and cheer in cinemas 😭😭😭british people get annoyed if someone coughs
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Why do Americans say "He's in the hospital" when British people say, "He's in hospital"?
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WHY DO AMERICANS CALL HORSE RIDING, HORSE BACK RIDING luv from a brit 🇬🇧 xx
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quick question from a brit, why do americans hate beans on toast so much ????? that shit is DELICIOUS
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Why do americans always say 'chip chip' when impersonating the british? I've never heard a brit say that in my life lol
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Why do Americans think marmite is so funny? I don't get it.
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Why do americans think every brit likes crumpets and walks with a pole up their arse?
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Why do americans say "wanna grab a coffee" so often? As a Brit should I say "wanna grab a cup of tea"?
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do americans use “piss myself” to mean laugh or is that just a brit thing??
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Why do Americans care about British royalty? Serious question, I don't understand.
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@LATiffani1 Can someone help out a Brit here. Do Americans use the phrase "epic meltdown" to mean "laughing to the point of incontinence"?
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Do Americans not have kettles or something? Or do they not have teapots? The two terms are not interchangeable and as a brit it riles me.
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why do americans say bruh and british people say bruv 🗿
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Why do Americans think all British people go around saying “‘ELO GOVERNOR” 🤔🤔🤔
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Why do Americans say a date like "August 4" and not "August 4th" I cringe so much when just leave it as a number! How British of me...
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Why do Americans describe everything they like as ‘cute’? There is no British equivalent.
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why do americans take everything as a personal attack? a brit asks a genuine question and they’re like “thats why y’all have fucked up teeth and drink tea” ok buddy. what’s groundhog day?
Later babes!
