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    34 Questions British People Have About American Things That I Never Knew They Thought Were Weird

    There's a huge issue with The Great British Baking Show.

    Hello again.

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    Welcome to a hyper-specific edition of things people find weird about Americans.

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    In this edition we'll be looking at questions British people have for Americans.

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    See you in the comments, babes!

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    1.

    Why do Americans answer "How old were you?" With a grade....I'm British mate. Just say your fucking age

    Twitter: @Ryanjw7699

    2.

    Why do Americans stand “on” line when Brits would stand “in” line?

    Twitter: @Richthekeeper

    3.

    As a Brit I have to ask why do Americans toast marshmallows? Is it a taste thing or what?🤔

    Twitter: @Maybank1970

    4.

    why do americans have "lovers' lanes" while us brits just have "dogging sites"?

    Twitter: @VisionsOfJack

    5.

    Why do Americans call it "the great British baking show" it's "The Great British Bake Off" godamnit 😤😡

    Twitter: @CLAIROMATICA

    6.

    why do americans always sing their national anthem i don’t think ive ever heard the British one

    Twitter: @blondedykes

    7.

    why do americans think doing a “british” accent is a personality trait

    Twitter: @bughotell

    8.

    why do americans say what specific state they’re from like i don’t know every state... what if british people started saying what city they were from we should confuse the americans back

    Twitter: @dreamkissgeorge

    9.

    why do americans look at british uniforms and say “harry potter irl🥺🥺”

    Twitter: @leaffffyyy

    10.

    Why do Americans abbreviate “mathematics” to “math”, but for the British it’s “maths”?

    Twitter: @GrrrantFaulkner

    11.

    why do americans make curse words sound so attractive but when british people do it we come across as aggressive

    Twitter: @vibesesra

    12.

    why do Americans think the British can't pronounce their T's? Every American person pronounces their T's as D's hkdhshdjd

    Twitter: @shitagixnashi

    13.

    Why do Americans think putting a coat on makes them British, and why does it fucking work

    Twitter: @alfieMCFC21

    14.

    why do americans think talking in a british accent is the peak of comedy?

    Twitter: @bennysweatpants

    15.

    Why do Americans have merch for their president? Imagine a british person wearing a Boris cap😭

    Twitter: @YERIMlSM

    16.

    whats a white claw and why do americans get sloshed off 1, like whats the british equivalent????? a can strongbow dark fruits or vodka?????pls lmk if u american im curious

    Twitter: @Elanxox

    17.

    Why do Americans carry shopping bags this way instead of using the handles like us Brits? Weird.

    Twitter: @PaulChantler

    18.

    ok but why do americans clap and cheer in cinemas 😭😭😭british people get annoyed if someone coughs

    Twitter: @finnpoepeople

    19.

    Why do Americans say "He's in the hospital" when British people say, "He's in hospital"?

    Twitter: @Vanvidum

    20.

    WHY DO AMERICANS CALL HORSE RIDING, HORSE BACK RIDING luv from a brit 🇬🇧 xx

    Twitter: @GWSFINN

    21.

    quick question from a brit, why do americans hate beans on toast so much ????? that shit is DELICIOUS

    Twitter: @promiiseok

    22.

    Why do americans always say 'chip chip' when impersonating the british? I've never heard a brit say that in my life lol

    Twitter: @MsBramble

    23.

    Why do Americans think marmite is so funny? I don't get it.

    Twitter: @Joe_The_Brit

    24.

    Why do americans think every brit likes crumpets and walks with a pole up their arse?

    Twitter: @leahnicoledge

    25.

    Why do americans say "wanna grab a coffee" so often? As a Brit should I say "wanna grab a cup of tea"?

    Twitter: @Fazerella

    26.

    do americans use “piss myself” to mean laugh or is that just a brit thing??

    Twitter: @weakexistence

    27.

    Why do Americans care about British royalty? Serious question, I don't understand.

    Twitter: @Pass_The_Weeb

    28.

    @LATiffani1 Can someone help out a Brit here. Do Americans use the phrase "epic meltdown" to mean "laughing to the point of incontinence"?

    Twitter: @JNicePainter

    29.

    Do Americans not have kettles or something? Or do they not have teapots? The two terms are not interchangeable and as a brit it riles me.

    Twitter: @djin_and_tonic

    30.

    why do americans say bruh and british people say bruv 🗿

    Twitter: @vintagewhxre

    31.

    Why do Americans think all British people go around saying “‘ELO GOVERNOR” 🤔🤔🤔

    Twitter: @danijmorgan

    32.

    Why do Americans say a date like "August 4" and not "August 4th" I cringe so much when just leave it as a number! How British of me...

    Twitter: @ConnorMorgans

    33.

    Why do Americans describe everything they like as ‘cute’? There is no British equivalent.

    Twitter: @clo_nicoll

    34.

    why do americans take everything as a personal attack? a brit asks a genuine question and they’re like “thats why y’all have fucked up teeth and drink tea” ok buddy. what’s groundhog day?

    Twitter: @lowqualityloser

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