Please Taylor Swift, Make "New Romantics" Your Next Single

It's the right thing to do.

I was minding my own business. You know, checking out my tweets, looking at snaps, reading my stories, thinking about insta... when someone sent me a message with the words "rejoice" and link to a website...

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... the website linked Taylor's record label's website, Big Machine Records, and there it was right there in plain site: "New Romantics- Single."

The internet let out a collective FUCK...

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... and everyone got all 2011 Lady Gaga.

That joy went away pretty quickly when Taylor ruined our lives.

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You know, I know, Taylor knows, everyone knows: "New Romantics" should be the next single from 1989.

Yes.

You don't want to end up on the wrong side of history, Taylor. Release "New Romantics" as your next single.

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