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This person who got sent a picture of a man passed out in his underwear in a hallway:
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This person who got a text from a family who really wants you to know they like your new boyfriend slash Tim Burton movies:
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This person who got a text from a man playing football:
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This person who got a text from an old man with boxed wine:
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This person who got a text from a Beanie Baby slash melon:
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This person who got a text from two people sharing a single ear of corn:
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This person who got a text of a vague death threat:
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This person who got sent a random picture of someone's kid (and then sent a great response back):
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This person who got a text about a bisexual experience:
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This person who got texted the strangest compliment:
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This person who got texted something about a #fireinthehole:
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This person who got a text from someone who really wants Priscilla to know she smells like tuna:
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This person who got a text from someone who is really into squirrels:
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This person who got a text about selling poodles:
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This person who got a text from a poet who just wants someone to go to their club event:
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This person who got, just simply, a terrifying text:
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This person who got a text from a lady named Melinda who is about to get real drunk:
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This person who got a text from some poor dude:
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This person who got a text from someone with a great name:
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This person who got a text from a former crayon eater:
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And this person who got a text from someone without an axe:
