Nifty·Posted on Sep 1, 2020If You Check Off 41 Out Of 95 Of These Things Then You Are An Old Lady Trapped In A Young Person's BodyAre your plants your "babies"?by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Check off all of the following that make you say "yes, that is me." Do you own plants? Check Do you own plants? Do you name your plants? Check Do you name your plants? Do you talk to your plants? Check Do you talk to your plants? Are your plants basically your children? Check Are your plants basically your children? Is cleaning a hobby of yours? Check Is cleaning a hobby of yours? Do you like to vacuum? Check Do you like to vacuum? Does the thought of buying a new vacuum bring you joy? Check Does the thought of buying a new vacuum bring you joy? Do you own a Dyson? Check Do you own a Dyson? Do you dream of owning a Dyson? Check Do you dream of owning a Dyson? Are you cold right now? Check Are you cold right now? Do you usually bring a hoodie with you wherever you go "just in case"? Check Do you usually bring a hoodie with you wherever you go "just in case"? Are you thinking about putting your hoodie on right now? Check Are you thinking about putting your hoodie on right now? Is "Sweater Season" a highlight of the year for you? Check Is "Sweater Season" a highlight of the year for you? Do you have an unhealthy obsession with HGTV? Check Do you have an unhealthy obsession with HGTV? Do you get genuinely excited when a House Hunters marathon is on? Check Do you get genuinely excited when a House Hunters marathon is on? Do you have a lot of feelings about House Hunters in general? Check Do you have a lot of feelings about House Hunters in general? Do you want a tiny house? Check Do you want a tiny house? Do you own too many tote bags? Check Do you own too many tote bags? Do you take naps? Check Do you take naps? Do you find yourself struggling to decide whether or not you should read a book or take a nap? Check Do you find yourself struggling to decide whether or not you should read a book or take a nap? Do you love Tupperware? Check Do you love Tupperware? Do you own too much Tupperware? Check Do you own too much Tupperware? Do you own a Keurig? Check Do you own a Keurig? Do you love your Keurig? Check Do you love your Keurig? Do you have a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon on your fridge right now? Check Do you have a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon on your fridge right now? Do you go on "field trips" to Michaels? Check Do you go on "field trips" to Michaels? Do you still use Facebook? Check Do you still use Facebook? Do you have anything that's custom-framed? Check Do you have anything that's custom-framed? Do you identify as a morning person? Check Do you identify as a morning person? Did you wake up before 7 a.m. today? Check Did you wake up before 7 a.m. today? Do you wake up before 7 a.m. on the weekends? Check Do you wake up before 7 a.m. on the weekends? Have you ever referred to your friends as "my babies?" Check Have you ever referred to your friends as "my babies?" Do you still buy magazines? Check Do you still buy magazines? Do you often complain that bars are "too loud?" Check Do you often complain that bars are "too loud?" Do you not go to concerts because they are "too loud?" Check Do you not go to concerts because they are "too loud?" Do you like places where you can "hear the conversation?" Check Do you like places where you can "hear the conversation?" Do you watch Grey's? Check Do you watch Grey's? What about Gilmore Girls? Check What about Gilmore Girls? Do you call someone a few years younger than you a "baby"? Check Do you call someone a few years younger than you a "baby"? Are you afraid of Gen Z but still think they will "save everyone" someday? Check Are you afraid of Gen Z but still think they will "save everyone" someday? Have you ever self-identified as the "mom" of your friend group? Check Have you ever self-identified as the "mom" of your friend group? Do you collect mugs? Check Do you collect mugs? Do you have a favorite mug? Check Do you have a favorite mug? Does Love Actually make you cry? Check Does Love Actually make you cry? Does The Notebook still make you cry? Check Does The Notebook still make you cry? Have you seen The Notebook over ten times? Check Have you seen The Notebook over ten times? Do you prefer your cat, dog, or pet to actual human beings? Check Do you prefer your cat, dog, or pet to actual human beings? Do you have a favorite Starbucks seasonal drink? Check Do you have a favorite Starbucks seasonal drink? Does Queer Eye make you cry? Check Does Queer Eye make you cry? Do you get mad when shows you like start at 10? Check Do you get mad when shows you like start at 10? Is 10 p.m. late? Check Is 10 p.m. late? Is 11 p.m. really late? Check Is 11 p.m. really late? Has someone ever called you a "grandma" when you've said "that's too late for me to be out"? Check Has someone ever called you a "grandma" when you've said "that's too late for me to be out"? Can you not remember the last time you stayed out past midnight? Check Can you not remember the last time you stayed out past midnight? Do you have a go-to trail mix recipe? Check Do you have a go-to trail mix recipe? Are you really good at snacks in general? Check Are you really good at snacks in general? Do you meal prep? Check Do you meal prep? Can you knit? Check Can you knit? Can you crochet? Check Can you crochet? Do you really want to learn how to cross-stitch? Check Do you really want to learn how to cross-stitch? Do you get excited when Michael's Christmas decorations come out? Check Do you get excited when Michael's Christmas decorations come out? Are you excited for Fall? Check Are you excited for Fall? Have you heard of bullet journaling? Check Have you heard of bullet journaling? Do you want to get into bullet journaling? Check Do you want to get into bullet journaling? Do you write in a physical notebook? Check Do you write in a physical notebook? Did you always have hand sanitizer before the pandemic? Check Did you always have hand sanitizer before the pandemic? Do you bake bread? Check Do you bake bread? Do you currently have a sourdough starter? Check Do you currently have a sourdough starter? Have you quit caffeine? Check Have you quit caffeine? Are you into tea? Check Are you into tea? Do you like to organize things? Check Do you like to organize things? Do you own a label maker? Check Do you own a label maker? Are you good at making smoothies? Check Are you good at making smoothies? Do you own a metal straw? Check Do you own a metal straw? Do you own multiple metal straws? Check Do you own multiple metal straws? Do you own a kettle? Check Do you own a kettle? Are you sure you're not cold or tired right now? Check Are you sure you're not cold or tired right now? Do you own a slow cooker? Check Do you own a slow cooker? Do you actually use it? Check Do you actually use it? Do you own a dutch oven? Check Do you own a dutch oven? Do brands like Le Creuset and Staub make you excited? Check Do brands like Le Creuset and Staub make you excited? Do you have a TikTok? Check Do you have a TikTok? Do you even understand how to use it? Check Do you even understand how to use it? Is Marie Kondo somewhat of an idol to you? Check Is Marie Kondo somewhat of an idol to you? Do you watch The Today Show or Good Morning America? Check Do you watch The Today Show or Good Morning America? Do you have strong opinions about the anchors on both of them? Check Do you have strong opinions about the anchors on both of them? Do you not watch award shows because they're on too late? Check Do you not watch award shows because they're on too late? Have you seen every episode of The Great British Bakeoff? Check Have you seen every episode of The Great British Bakeoff? Do you use essential oils? Check Do you use essential oils? Do you own a heating pad? Check Do you own a heating pad? Do you make lists? Check Do you make lists? Do you watch Family Feud? Check Do you watch Family Feud? Do you just think Steve Harvey is a great guy? Check Do you just think Steve Harvey is a great guy? Does your hip hurt? Check Does your hip hurt? Are you tired right now? Check Are you tired right now? Are you cold? Check Are you cold? You should probably get that sweater Check You should probably get that sweater Show me my results!
