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The "Octomom's" Kids Are All Teenagers Now, And Here's How They Ended Up

Whew, this one makes me feel old.

Let's go back to 2009.

people wearing 2009 glasses

We were in the midst of a recession.

a man holding a fake bomb with the word "loan" on it

Everyone was afraid of Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga covered in red lace and Eminem looking confused

People wore things called "bumpits."

Snooki wearing a bumpit

And Justin Bieber was like 2 years old and posed with puppies.

a young Justin Bieber holding a puppy

One person in particular had the *blogs* in a chokehold like no other, and that person was Nadya Suleman.

A closeup of Nadya Suleman smiling

Her nickname was "Octomom."

Nadya Suleman outside of a restaurant

For those unfamiliar with the sitch, Nadya had octuplets via in vitro fertilization (IVF). She was implanted with 12 embryos and ended up with eight children.

Nadya Suleman with several kids around her

Nadya already had six children before she got IVF, and then she had eight more. She was also unemployed.

A closeup of Nadya Suleman smiling

People were very, very unhappy with this fact.

Nady Suleman giving a press conference

Her life became a spectacle.

a crowd of people outside Nadya Suleman's house

And eventually things spiraled out of control, and shit was in shambles.

Nadya Suleman smiling and waving

Nadya sold milkshakes.

Nadya holding a milkshake amongst children

She did celebrity boxing matches.

Nadya holding a fist up along with another woman while a man holds their wrists

Advocated for PETA.

Nadya next to a poster that says, "Don't let your dog or cat become an 'octomom'"

Participated in roasts.

Nadya sitting in a chair onstage

And even did porn.

Nadya giving the peace sign

Her life was chaos.

Nadya holding a sign for a show that she's featured in

But we're now 13 years past that, and Nadya has an active Instagram presence.

Honestly, she seems well.

The octuplets are 13 years old now.

They're teens!

Here's what she posted for their 13th bday:

"My family’s life literally revolves around God, food, and fitness (in that exact order lol)," she says.

In case you didn't do the math, Nadya has 14 children total.

14!

They also have a cat named Penelope.

In a recent IG comment, she said their connections are "stronger than ever."

Things seem good at the Suleman household...

...or as good as things can be with 14 kids, LOL.

Definitely more chill than they were 13 years ago!

So yeah, there's your yearly Octomom update.

We're all old. Bye.