40 Things People Roasted Millennials For Loving In 2023 That Are Funny Because They're True

I mean, they're not lying.

Last week, we posted the most brutal things people said "boomers love" in 2023.

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Because we're an equal opportunity website, here are the most brutal things people said "millennials" love in 2023...

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1. Grey home decor

why do millennials love grey houses so damn bad ?? ugly as fuck

— alexia☽ (@horrortrashh) November 7, 2023

Twitter: @horrortrashh

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2. A novelty donut

millennials love a novelty donut

— julien (@jewlien00) May 7, 2023

Twitter: @jewlien00

3. Exclamation marks

millennials love their exclamation marks!!!!

— jace (@theeacejace) May 17, 2023

Twitter: @theeacejace

4. Spending exorbitant money on a bowl

Millennials love to spend $17 on a “bowl” pic.twitter.com/STxzvPetNr

— Angie (@nolongercowgirl) May 31, 2023

Twitter: @nolongercowgirl

5. Air fryers

Millennials love Air Fryers because they are Easy Bake Ovens for adults.

— Mark (@markfarroyo) April 13, 2023

Twitter: @markfarroyo

6. The word "adulting"

millennials love saying “adulting”

— reggie rock (@aaa9ad) December 7, 2023

Twitter: @aaa9ad

7. The phrase "false alarm"

millennials love the phrase “false alarm”

— ant💳 (@anthonyydecicco) October 31, 2023

Twitter: @anthonyydecicco

8. The word "badassery"

millennials love saying shit like “badassery” man

— 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊 𝖆𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 (@bakedbeaniee) October 31, 2023

Twitter: @bakedbeaniee

9. Day drinking

I wish I loved anything as much as millennials love day drinking

— Doug Bies (@dougbies) June 10, 2023

Twitter: @dougbies

10. Lil Jon

Millennials love talking about lil john

— Blake Hickman (@BlakeOnWax) June 20, 2023

Twitter: @BlakeOnWax

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11. Portrait mode

millennials love that damn portrait mode...man just give me my phone back.

— 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭. (@theenarcissist) June 22, 2023

Twitter: @theenarcissist

12. "I am in you"

Millennials love ‘*insert random city*… I am in you’

— Ellis 🦆 (@ellis_bray22) June 23, 2023

Twitter: @ellis_bray22

13. Talking about how old they're getting

Millennials love to talk about how old they are getting

— Jazzy cat (@Jazzzy_catt) July 28, 2023

Twitter: @Jazzzy_catt

14. The term "What is this sorcery?"

Millennials love to say “what is this sorcery?”

— blake sauceda (@blakesauceda23) November 28, 2023

Twitter: @blakesauceda23

15. Saying "lol" out loud

millennials love saying “lol” out loud

— mollie cardella (@m0llison) July 31, 2023

Twitter: @m0llison

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16. Questioning how they breathe

Millennials love to discover a life hack then say "at this point, I'm not even sure if I'm breathing right"

— matt (@HeyMattThomas) August 12, 2023

Twitter: @HeyMattThomas

17. This gif

millennials love this damn gif pic.twitter.com/JqKH0M4qD4

— so called “jolly thinker” (@nashehive) August 15, 2023

Twitter: @nashehive

18. "Don't yuck my yum!"

Millennials LOVE when I use “don’t yuck my yum!”

— Parker Fowler 🟧 (@pfowler2121) August 24, 2023

Twitter: @pfowler2121

19. The term "bitchessss"

millennials love saying “bitchessss” 😭

— k money ☆ (@kathiaanicole) September 4, 2023

Twitter: @kathiaanicole

20. Saying they drink black coffee

millennials love to say “i drink my coffee black. like my soul”

— hannah (@lakesinfinity) September 5, 2023

Twitter: @lakesinfinity

21. Recreating pictures from their childhood

Millennials love recreating pictures of themselves from the past

— sean (@shupyss) September 17, 2023

Twitter: @shupyss

22. Starting a sentence with "hey"

Millennials love to start a sentence with a hey

— Thorn𖤐 (@pixeltbz) September 21, 2023

Twitter: @pixeltbz

23. Making podcasts about murders

millennials love making podcasts about murders

— chodedickenergy (@chodedickenergy) November 6, 2023

Twitter: @chodedickenergy

24. Using the word "hashtag" to tell a joke

Millennials love saying "hashtag" when they're trying to be funny

— amelia eart (@muumimokki) September 24, 2023

Twitter: @muumimokki

25. "Today years old"

Millennials love saying "today years old" because they're too afraid to admit they're 30 and still commenting on life hack videos

— Venom Cigs (@GirlsNeedToPee) October 2, 2023

Twitter: @GirlsNeedToPee

26. Bringing their dogs to the altar when they are getting married

millennials love bringing their dogs up to the alter when they get married

— sugarbirdr (@zoellastan2004) October 8, 2023

Twitter: @zoellastan2004

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27. "Asking for a friend"

millennials love to say “asking for a friend”

— Sadie Haugo (@sadie_haugo) October 17, 2023

Twitter: @sadie_haugo

28. Food trucks

Millennials love a food truck

— Father Figure (@nyaaaa_desu) October 21, 2023

Twitter: @nyaaaa_desu

29. "I deserve a little treat"

Millennials love to say "I deserve a little treat" while buying basic necessities

— crackerjax.eth (@CJax087) October 23, 2023

Twitter: @CJax087

30. Posting their locations on Facebook

millennials love posting their location when they’re traveling on facebook

— maraya (@muhhr_eye_yuhh) October 24, 2023

Twitter: @muhhr_eye_yuhh

31. Having donuts at their wedding

Bro millennials LOVE having donuts at their wedding

— MITCH (@kozmit) October 26, 2023

Twitter: @kozmit

32. "So, this happened"

Millennials love saying “so this happened” while telling you about the least happening thing that ever happened

— maybe she’s born w bars maybe it’s trauma 🔻🇵🇸 (@WocDonnaTartt) February 15, 2023

Twitter: @WocDonnaTartt

33. Taking their children to breweries

Find someone that loves you as much as millennials love taking kids to breweries

— Turner Williams (@T_WilliamsIV) March 5, 2023

Twitter: @T_WilliamsIV

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34. Opening boutiques and starting clothing brands

millennials love to open boutiques and start clothing brands

— amber (@amhotber) January 11, 2023

Twitter: @amhotber

35. Onesie bar crawls

Millennials love onesie bar crawls

— sal (@CorndogCornelia) January 15, 2023

Twitter: @CorndogCornelia

36. Talking about how they learned how to code from MySpace

Millennials love to remind everyone that they all have coding skills from MySpace.

— ℕ𝕚𝕔♡𝕝𝕖 𓃵 (@NixNightrey) February 1, 2023

Twitter: @NixNightrey

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37. Calling their friends "humans"

Millennials love to call their friends “human”/“beautiful human”/“lovely human” on their birthday stories

— pussy facing VIRGO’S GROOVE (@virgos_groove) February 2, 2023

Twitter: @virgos_groove

38. "There I fixed it for you"

Millennials love saying “there I fixed it for you.”

— sarni (@robotknifefight) March 31, 2023

Twitter: @robotknifefight

39. Calling a personal problem their "journey"

Millennials love overcoming personal problems as their "Journey".

— Mark Pemble (@markpembleV) February 6, 2023

Twitter: @markpembleV

40. And lastly, pretending like it's still 2012

Millennials love acting like it’s still 2012

— worthlessblondephag (@postblondephag) January 5, 2023

Twitter: @postblondephag