The 42 Most Brutal Things People Said "Boomers Love" In 2023 That Are Funny Because They're True

Boomers really do love a good leather phone case.

2023 is almost over!

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That obviously means it's time for me to scour X, aka Twitter, for random things people said about boomers this year.

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Here are some of the funniest "boomers love" posts from 2023...

1. The 🤬 emoji:

Boomers love this emoji 🤬

— mal (@ma11ori) August 31, 2023

Twitter: @ma11ori

2. Mispronouncing Dua Lipa's name:

There’s nothing boomers love more than mispronouncing Dua Lipa’s name

— Street Thoughtz (@streetthotz) August 31, 2023

Twitter: @streetthotz

3. Ending phone conversations by saying "bye now":

Boomers love to end conversations on the phone with “bye now”

— brian (@welldonebrain) February 16, 2023

Twitter: @welldonebrain

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4. Running into people they know at grocery stores:

Boomers love running into people they know at the grocery store

— 👖 (@manutebolshevic) July 21, 2023

Twitter: @manutebolshevic

5. Printing:

boomers love to print things

— Cornelius (@CornilisRye) April 3, 2023

Twitter: @CornilisRye

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6. Bitmojis:

Has anyone done a psychiatric study on why boomers love bitmojis so much?

— Nicholas Gerlach (parody) (@NicholasGerlach) July 24, 2023

Twitter: @NicholasGerlach

7. Posting 3D photos on Facebook:

just want someone to love me like boomers love posting an unnecessary 3D photo on facebook

— Paul Anderson 💫🪐🦑🪶💎 (@acereject) June 25, 2023

Twitter: @acereject

8. Saying "so much for FAST food" at McDonald's:

boomers love to say the line “so much for FAST food” when their mcdonalds order takes more than two minutes

— laura 🌱 (@hellyeah_TA) August 4, 2023

Twitter: @hellyeah_TA

9. Saying "Is that it?!" at the end of a movie:

boomers love to go "is that it!?" as soon as the end credits of a movie start to roll

— beer slaughterer (@eddieczuba69) January 7, 2023

Twitter: @eddieczuba69

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10. Saying "So, what's going on in here?" when they enter a room:

Boomers love walking into a room and saying, "So what's going on in here?"

— Sam (@ZombiManos) January 9, 2023

Twitter: @ZombiManos

11. Taking videos at concerts with the flash on:

Boomers love to take videos at concerts with the flash on

— morgan (@morganaaanne) January 27, 2023

Twitter: @morganaaanne

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12. Making the brand of soda they drink their entire personality:

Boomers love to make a soda their entire personality

— Thomas (@commonsense110) February 18, 2023

Twitter: @commonsense110

13. Printing receipts:

Boomers love to have every receipt printed even when digital is an option

— Phin (@Just_Phintastic) February 26, 2023

Twitter: @Just_Phintastic

14. Talking about how high interest rates used to be:

Boomers love talking about how interest rates were 18% back when a house cost about as much as a VCR.

— illDiscourse (@illdiscourse) August 13, 2023

Twitter: @illdiscourse

15. The term "He has never worked a day in his life":

Boomers love the saying “he has never worked a day in his life”

— ‘Jamin (@shulmanben) June 7, 2023

Twitter: @shulmanben

16. Texting you to alert you that they sent an email:

boomers love to send you and email and then text you to let you know that they sent you an email.

— Cole (afk) (@schoolboyycole) June 29, 2023

Twitter: @schoolboyycole

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17. Typing like this "...":

why do boomers...love to type...like this at all times...

— Jason (@hawksnestna) September 5, 2023

Twitter: @hawksnestna

18. Watching FB videos on full volume:

Boomers love watching Facebook/Instagram reels in the airport with the volume on HIGH

— Toell Nemesis (@toellsnemesis) September 19, 2023

Twitter: @toellsnemesis

19. Commenting "WHO?!" on every Facebook post about a celebrity they've never heard of:

Boomers love commenting “WHO?!?” and “never heard of them!” on celebrity line up announcements.

— dan. 👽 (@daodonovan) September 30, 2023

Twitter: @daodonovan

20. Saying "You're so fast" as they watch people text:

Boomers love to say “you’re so fast” when they watch you text

— Murt (@HateAtChee) October 4, 2023

Twitter: @HateAtChee

21. Slowly examining receipts while walking out of stores:

Boomers love carefully examining their receipts while walking out the store

— Mr. Zoot Horn Rollo (@twoweeksfromno1) July 2, 2023

Twitter: @twoweeksfromno1

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22. Standing in the door of establishments:

boomers love to take two steps into an establishment then stand still right there in the entrance for a solid minute taking everything in

— aubrey plaza dupe (@f3rrisbuell3r) October 9, 2023

Twitter: @f3rrisbuell3r

23. Saying "I think they only got one person working here" in busy stores:

boomers love walking up to a semi busy establishment and saying shit like "i think they only got one person working here"

— playboi ronni (@huskycat724) November 5, 2023

Twitter: @huskycat724

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24. Wishing you happy birthday in a comment on someone else's happy birthday post:

Boomers love to wish you Happy Birthday in a comment on somebody else's Birthday post on your wall.

— Quinn Clark (@Saint_Quinn) November 15, 2023

Twitter: @Saint_Quinn

25. Joking about drinking:

Boomers love to joke when they hear a can being opened in the office “oh is that a beer”…..no Todd it’s 9:45 on a Wednesday this isn’t Mad Men

— Austin S. Marsh (@A_Marshan) November 30, 2023

Twitter: @A_Marshan

26. Saying "We got here at the right time" whenever a line forms:

Boomers love saying “we got here at the right time” anywhere a line forms and they’re even kind of near the front

— Peppermint Petty (@marymostlymeows) November 29, 2023

Twitter: @marymostlymeows

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27. Thinking the first line of any song is the song's title:

boomers love to do this thing where they think the first line of a song is the song's title

— ben (@botsy_) November 27, 2023

Twitter: @botsy_

28. Joining FB groups and posting "Why can't I post in the group?":

Boomers love to join fb groups and then post “why can’t I post in the group” in the group

— Bill Nye the Reply Guy (@BigBicNick) November 30, 2023

Twitter: @BigBicNick

29. Waiting for Ubers in the cold even though you know exactly where the car is:

boomers love waiting outside in the cold for 5 minutes for an Uber when you know exactly when it's arriving

— Whispy (@whispyws) December 2, 2023

Twitter: @whispyws

30. Talking to a real person:

Boomers love “talking to a real person”.

— Kelly (@KelKelKelKel) November 30, 2023

Twitter: @KelKelKelKel

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31. Standing up immediately when the plane lands:

Boomers love being the first to stand up and secure their bag after the plane stops, only to wait to get off like the rest of us

— Shuuup (@shuppp10) March 10, 2023

Twitter: @shuppp10

32. Pointing the remote control at the TV like a gun:

Boomers love pointing the remote control at the thing they're using like they're aiming a gun

— Perikles of Athens (@FrenPerikles) March 10, 2023

Twitter: @FrenPerikles

33. Calling TV shows "programs":

Boomers love calling TV shows “programs.” 😂 pic.twitter.com/eGO7A1Smad

— Brad Davis (@Bgamer90) March 30, 2023

Twitter: @Bgamer90

34. Taking bad iPhone pictures at weddings:

Why do boomers love taking bad iphone pictures of weddings

— Max (@Maxxxturner) April 8, 2023

Twitter: @Maxxxturner

35. Traffic:

Is there anything boomers love more than talking about traffic?

— theGlenn (@theGlenn) April 9, 2023

Twitter: @theGlenn

36. Blurry memes about math:

Boomers love to comment on photos like this and be like “this is 138 where I went to school.” pic.twitter.com/d4XPBVcSEo

— schlabby (@schlabby1) April 5, 2023

Twitter: @schlabby1

37. Asking if there are any specials:

Boomers love asking if there are any specials

— sarah runs on dunkin (@princess_zeldin) April 19, 2023

Twitter: @princess_zeldin

38. Calling microwaves "the nuker":

Boomers love calling the microwave “the nuker”

— 🅱️ (@BryceLenox21) March 2, 2023

Twitter: @BryceLenox21

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39. Minion memes:

Boomers love using minion memes. The millennial version of that is using gifs from The Office

— adam swensen (@adam_swensen) April 20, 2023

Twitter: @adam_swensen

40. Leather phone cases:

Boomers love a leather phone case.

— ᴏꜱᴄᴀʀ (@o_b_h_) April 27, 2023

Twitter: @o_b_h_

41. Using "Hey Siri" for everything:

Boomers love using that “Hey Siri” for everything 🥴

— LaCienega Boulevardez (@ramathegodess) June 2, 2023

Twitter: @ramathegodess

42. And lastly, making important phone calls in doctor office waiting rooms:

boomers love to make important phone calls in dr office waiting rooms

— spicy little rat boy (@myredhand) May 1, 2023

Twitter: @myredhand

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