1.
The man who actually, no joke, like I'm not kidding, blamed his cat for downloading child porn:
2.
The co-founder of Crocs:
3.
The man who tried to stop a zombie invasion one concrete block at a time:
4.
The man who needed a new pair of pants:
5.
The man every teenage girl would be jealous of:
6.
The man who didn't realize drinking and driving was illegal:
7.
The naked dude at the bus stop:
8.
The grieving parrot owner:
10.
The man who doesn't even care:
12.
The man goes on long car rides with his pet squirrel:
13.
The man who definitely wouldn't make it out alive when the real zombie apocalypse happens:
14.
The man with a unicorn:
15.
The man who forgot where he parked his car:
16.
The man with explosive diarrhea... which is actually a decent excuse but not this time:
17.
The man who blames his horse for everything:
18.
The man who can't be taken anywhere:
19.
The man who was never taught that you're not supposed to eat nutmeg and spit on stranger's faces:
20.
The man who REALLY hates Busch beer:
21.
The man who needs to keep his marijuana in a cool, dry place:
22.
The man who can't be trusted with a spatula:
23.
The man with an irrational fear of spiders:
24.
The man who threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods:
