She got Ariana Grande to take down her ponytail.
And she released one of her best music videos since, like, 2011.
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In 2021, Lady Gaga has done everything in her power not to promote that album.
It's okay, we still love her for it! There's a lot of makeup to sell!
In her absence, a strange phenomenom happened: Lady Gaga doppelgängers started showing up in extremely random places. It was as if Gaga was everywhere.
She showed up in this Brazilian YouTuber's vlog as a dentist.
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Like, the dentist looked exactly like Lady Gaga:
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS DENTIST WHO LOOKS LIKE GAGA LMFSAAOOOSKDND BROOOO
It's uncanny.
"Little Molars" everywhere rejoiced.
Lady Gaga is a dentist now she is so multitalented
But that's not all...
"Lady Gaga" was spotted on a Russian TV show as judge.
Lady Gaga was spotted on a Russian TV as a judge 💗 she looks stunning!
"She" was spotted selling face masks
nós vamos morrer
"Gaga" even had time to put out forest fires.
"She" has been everywhere.
What can’t Lady Gaga do?
And now "Gaga" was spotted again, this time at the Tokyo Olympics.
"Lady Gaga" was spotted playing tae kwon do:
Why is Lady Gaga at the Olympics
Naturally, Gaga's fans had things to say:
This woman is unstoppable https://t.co/pPyxChXZg2
The jokes basically wrote themselves:
represent the United States of Chromatica https://t.co/l8n8hEGXl0
Let's have some fun This beat is sick I wanna bash your head With a roundhouse kick https://t.co/kyNB7tQmCV
If there are a hundred athletes in a room, and 99 people don’t believe in you, but one does… https://t.co/88ihgLJbQg
Ultimately, fans were reminded of the real problem here:
She’ll do ANYTHING not to tour https://t.co/QgNpyMNgws
Anyway, stream Chromatica, please. Maybe after she finishes at the Olympics she'll reschedule the tour. One can pray.
