Kourtney Kardashian Admitted She Can Queef The Entire Alphabet

    Well, that's certainly original.

    Well, you're here.

    You clicked on a BuzzFeed post about one of the Kardashian's being able to queef the ABCs and wow, look at where we are in life.

    Not to queef-shame, but this is...something.

    Kourtney has said in the past her hidden talents included being able to sew and the ability to juggle mangos.

    But on last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashian's her queefing talent was exposed.

    At a dinner party, Khloe said: "My favorite thing about Kourt is that Kourtney can queef the ABCs."

    *Sips*

    "Let's do it tonight."

    "She learned how to do it at sleep away camp."

    "That's a fact. I know how to get the air up there."

    In my extensive research of a Google search, I found that Kourtney had come out as a queefer in 2015.

    In an interview with Cosmo about embarrassing moments, this exchange went down:

    Interviewer: What was your most embarrassing moment:

    Khloe talking to Kourtney: When you queefed the other day?

    Kourtney: Khloe, that's disgusting.

    Khloe: She could queef the alphabet!

    Kourtney: You're a queefer. Just say it,' I'm a queefer.'

    Kourtney grabs her hand and lifts it: "I'm a queefer."

    So, there you have it. Kourtney Kardashian is a queefer who can queef the alphabet.

    I can't wait for the ASMR YouTube video of Kourtney queefing the ABCs coming to her site Poosh, yes that's the name and yes it sounds like a queef, soon.