It seems like every day we are bombarded with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker reminding us that they are dating.
It's very *that one couple in middle school that dated for two weeks* vibes.
So, because I'm a bitter Betty, let's recap!
1. Travis is always posting pictures and videos with his hand on Kourtney's ass:
It's...something.
2. Then there's Kourtney and her hand-holding pics. She loves nothing more than a good picture of hand-holding:
3. Then there are Travis's tweets.
I’ve never met a girl like you before
They give me LiveJournal or AIM profile 2003 vibes.
May we destroy each other completely
Like, I could totally see this as someone's away message:
RT @travisbarker: To die by your side, the pleasure, the privilege is mine
4. And we haven't even talked about the tattoos!
5. Travis now has two Kourtney tattoos.
Two!
6. Apparently, Travis also got a tattoo of a painting that's on Kourtney's wall:
7. Now, let's talk about how they are always commenting on each other's Instagram accounts.
Their Instagram comments are the 2021 equivalent of middle schoolers making out in the hallway between classes.
8. Travis posted this picture of Kourtney...
...and then Kourtney commented. How...cute.
9. Travis, of course, commented on this picture:
Very nice.
10. For Kourtney's birthday, Travis posted a carousel of pictures:
11. It featured a classic picture of his hand on a part of her body:
12. There was, of course, a picture of them holding hands:
13. And a video of Kourtney deepthroating his thumb:
14. Lastly, let's look at how they literally post the same Instagram stories:
15. They really, really want you to know they're together:
16. Real bad:
17. So yeah, I could just be bitter and reliving the middle school trauma of watching that one couple making out in the hallways. I swear I'm happy for them!!
18. But one thing's for sure...
