Buzz·Posted on Aug 19, 201823 Jokes That Will Make People Doing Keto Laugh*Feels like Scooby Doo reading a label and finding hidden added sugar*by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lil Uzi Horizont @themeredith Me: hi Person on the keto diet: The keto diet is the best way to eat because once your body is in ketosis you won’t even want food anymore my body is literally running on sour cream and air I’ve lost 75 lbs and will definitely not gain it all back when I eat a carb in a year 01:05 AM - 16 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Dad in Brief™ @dad_in_brief My new meal plan is a hybrid of Vegan and Keto. I call it the Veto diet. Basically I deny myself any foods that make me happy. And I can drink only water or tears. 05:02 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. View this photo on Instagram 4. Krispy Scream @mitchysuch I lost 800 pounds (7 friends) since i started the keto diet 05:08 PM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. View this photo on Instagram 6. rockcock64 @rockcock64 mario is on the keto diet and can’t have any spaghetti. he is dying 02:47 AM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jesse Kelly® @JesseKellyDC PRO TIP: Every great Keto diet starts with appetizers. Appetizers fuel your brain which in turn fuels your mouth to let you tell everyone you’re doing Keto. #KetoLife https://t.co/89UcOOlycg 01:07 AM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. eli @nesterists people joke about vegans being annoying but you know whos a million times worse? keto people. like im sure it helps people but if one more joyless food-scrooge tells me that carbs are poison im going to wallpaper my body with white bread 02:52 PM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. View this photo on Instagram 10. Josh Levine @shwizzyyy Me: *eating bacon and eggs for breakfast* Person on keto diet: that's the best diet you'll ever have because it's keto and since I've entered into ketosis my body is fat adap... Me: STFU KYLE NO ONE CARES 03:28 PM - 16 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. View this photo on Instagram 12. View this photo on Instagram 13. View this photo on Instagram 14. View this photo on Instagram 15. View this photo on Instagram 16. Chessa Celaya @ChessaCelaya Meeting people in LA : Me- hi nice to meet you what’s your name? Person- OMG I LOVE THE KETO DIET SO MUCH BACON BACON BACON 06:27 PM - 11 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. LarryNasty is back in town @afroman76 me: person on keto: I’m on keto! 🥦 I’m talking ke👏to👏gen👏ic👏. NO 🚫carbs🍝🙅♂️🍞, NO sweets🍭🚫🍬😞, 🔥NO GODS🔥, All gainz 💪💪💪😜🏃♀️! It’s really not 😂 that hard!!! Last night😴 I shoved an entire bag of Stevia🍃 up my ass 😳🙊 😂😂😂 01:26 AM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. View this photo on Instagram 19. View this photo on Instagram 20. dizzle_saint_james @Ummhowaboutno_ Welcome to your 30's. A cauliflower substitute has replaced all the carbs you love and the only joy you get is watching shows about murder. 11:35 PM - 16 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Grace Howard @drawohecarg when one person starts the keto diet and has to tell everyone they encounter. 09:15 PM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. James Alvarez @ObscureGent Me: *opens door* Jehovah's Witness: Can I talk to you about the lord? Me: Can I talk to you about my new keto diet? Jehova's Witness: Can we just pretend like I never knocked? Me: sure 08:58 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. ••Teej•• @TJKilbride A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”... no Janet, it’s 10 am. 05:13 PM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite