Julia Fox is one of the most polarizing celebs out there.
Personally, I'm obsessed.
She's exciting!
She reminds me of Lady Gaga in the early 2010s, when everything she wore would make news.
But enough of my Julia Fox rambling — let's talk about her machete attack.
Yes, a machete attack.
"I love her, but she's been through a lot," she says as she shows off her extremely expensive Birkin bag.
"She was actually attacked by a machete; I'm not kidding. That actually happened to this bag and me," Julia continues.
She shows off the machete damage.
"You can see a little bit from where the machete slipped and hit the side of the bag," she says.
"I don't even know how I fucking managed. You know I was holding on to this Birkin for my life," she finishes.
The comments on the TikTok are exactly what you'd expect them to be.
What the hell happened with the machete attack!
Paper reached out about the machete attack, and Julia responded, "I ain't no snitch tho🤫." Like, she actually used a shushing face emoji.
Either way, I'm obsessed.
Never change.
