Yes, I know what you're thinking: Matt, why? Are you a fucking idiot? The answer is yes to the second question but to be completely honest, I have no idea why I did this. It just kind of happened. So, without commentary, here are 26 tweets by Post Malone that I can't stop thinking about. They are with me forever.
Enjoy.
1.
people on the street think I'm a hobo and they avoid me lol
2.
hey guys, I'm not a hobo!
3.
*Snot bubble
4.
is meatball an fruit
5.
i just peed
6.
when the world ends and the economy collapses, nail clippers will be the ultimate bartering item
7.
if google existed in medieval times, no one would have to go on quests
8.
im going ghost hunting
9.
from where i was the eclipse was about a 1.6/10. just looked like a good ole sun to me. sorry for hating
10.
it's a meme k
11.
just cuz i don't have a frat boy haircut and don't wear what y'all like, don't mean i stink
12.
gonna go on the street and ask strangers what i smell like to prove ya wrong 😂😂
13.
p.s. i don't smell bad.
14.
i just fucked a witch in some spooky flip flops 🎃
15.
why are sit down Pizza Hut dying? they are the best...
16.
when i see 2 people that don't look like they would ever hang out in a million years, hanging out, it makes me happy
17.
all i can ever think of is when moms have that "live, love, laugh" plaque on the wall. great motto. shoutout to moms.
18.
cashier at the gas station asked if i was a juggalo.... 😂
19.
IF ANOTHER PERSON CALLS ME UGLY IMA DROP THE MOST FIRE SONG OF LIFE
20.
and to everyone out there, I'm not fat. I'm full.
21.
i think it's so cool that babies love my music. one day im gonna do a concert only for the lil ones
22.
shout out to Christopher Columbus.
23.
wait did Christopher Columbus do something wrong?
24.
AFTER SOME RESEARCH... FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS... SCHOOL WAS ALL A LIE