19 Insane Things That Happened In Florida In Just, Like, The Past 3 Weeks

    Moral of the past few weeks: Weed is not currency.

    It's ONLY been three weeks since we published our annual list of the 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2018 list. Since those few short weeks, so much more has already happened that it warrants another list. Enjoy.

    1. This guy ruined Christmas:

    2. This guy tried to buy McDonald's with weed:

    He had pink eye, too 😭

    3. Another guy tried to buy a hot dog with weed:

    4. This guy got arrested for shoplifting from the store he just had a job interview at:

    5. A lemur popped out of some this guys' truck:

    6. This woman flipped a shit when she farted in a line:

    7. This woman beat her ex with a board:

    8. There was a dodgeball altercation:

    9. Some Amazon employee mailed a bunch of empty Amazon boxes to people:

    10. This woman demanded sex, didn't get it, so she threw a paint roller:

    11. A guy stuffed a foot-long sub down his pants:

    12. This lady swung a bag full of Chihuhuas:

    13. This guy turned himself in on Facebook:

    14. Some pos offered a cop a hamburger for oral sex:

    15. Some kid threatened his professor for scheduling an early final:

    16. An alligator ate a man:

    17. A woman walked a goat:

    18. A woman hit an airplane while driving drunk:

    19. And, just like, this insane story: