37 Things Everyone's Rich Friend Had Growing Up

    Aka a list of stuff you deep-down wished you had.

    1. This big-ass projection TV that weighed 800 pounds.

    2. Any kind of exotic reptile as a pet.

    3. A TiVo.

    4. A trampoline.

    5. An in-ground pool with a diving board.

    6. A collection of Super Soakers.

    7. Playmobil toys and play sets.

    Playmobil was one of those brands that not only was pricey (all those figures, play sets, and accessories added up!), but you could only usually get them at specialty toy stores! Fuck. That.

    8. A big-ass house thing.

    9. A lifesize Barbie.

    10. A treadmill in their furnished basement.

    11. A WORKING air hockey table.

    12. Some kind of pinball machine in their furnished basement.

    13. A CD burner.

    14. Twelve-packs of Snapples in glass containers.

    15. Digital cable.

    16. A piano room.

    17. A pile of Uggs at their front door.

    18. A popcorn machine.

    19. A large, beautifully furnished deck.

    20. A hot tub.

    21. A bathroom in their room.

    22. Matching pajama holiday pictures.

    How come the kids that grew up rich always had those matching pajama family holiday pictures

    These pictures screamed "LOOK, WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO OLAN MILLS FOR A PHOTO SHOOT IN OUR DAMN PAJAMAS!"

    23. A professionally shot and framed picture of their dog who was still alive.

    24. A refrigerator that looked like a cabinet.

    25. A trash can in their kitchen that was impossible to find.

    26. SUVs with leather seats.

    27. A DVD player in their car.

    28. Surround sound in their house.

    29. An entire set of encyclopedias.

    30. A fountain.

    31. Extensive collections of Game Boy accessories.

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    They could always play in the dark.

    32. Robotic animals.

    33. A subscription to Nickelodeon magazine.

    34. A MASSIVE VHS collection.

    35. A collection of American Girl dolls.

    36. A Fisher-Price car.

    37. And finally, Lunchables.