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    Jan 9, 2017

    19 Pictures That Show The Difference Between Your Life And Mariah Carey's

    Suddenly I feel unglamorous and poor.

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    1. Selfies for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    She is surrounded by people on a literal throne with a half naked man carrying her around. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

    Selfies for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @GeraldoRivera

    Sad, dirty bathroom. Sunglasses from the '90s. Kind of blurry. Creepy.

    2. Grocery shopping for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Tits out, a car full of food, and a random woman surprising her with flowers and cakes (?). Amazing.

    Grocery shopping for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @Liz_Chandler22

    Bad lighting, long lines, and a lot of general anger. Bad vibes.

    3. Picking out produce for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Again, boobs out. Casual. Iconic.

    Picking out produce for people who are not Mariah Carey:

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    Not exciting. Fruit looks kinda bad. No tits.

    4. Mariah Carey interacting with her fans:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Everyone is screaming. A mob. Legendary.

    Interacting with your fans for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @ciglightash

    Forced and unhappy. That cat does not want to be there.

    5. Talking on the phone for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Great lighting, excellent angle, and giving 100% face. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

    Talking on the phone for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @Grace_Pippa

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!

    6. Cooking for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    She's cooking a sauce in a gown. A gown.

    Cooking for people who are not Mariah Carey:

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    A mess. The cat is eating the sauce.

    7. How Mariah Carey deals with a broken arm:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Bedazzled and rich.

    How people who are not Mariah Carey deal with broken arms:

    Twitter: @adamfoster111

    Cheap and poor.

    8. Mariah Carey taking a bath:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    She is wearing jewels.

    Taking a bath for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @GaryPriestley7

    Yeah, there are no jewels. Normal people don't bathe in jewels.

    9. Beach time for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    She is wearing a jumpsuit and throwing sand like it's f*cking snow.

    Beach time for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @quietbagels

    Waves and sand. Just waves and sand.

    10. Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    She's wearing a silk nightgown and what appears to be kitten heels.

    People who are not Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

    Twitter: @Al_Skousen

    Frozen and barely edible.

    11. Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment to herself:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Being spit on by a lion during magic hour while pretending to listen to something. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

    People who are not Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment:

    Twitter: @J_W_O_17

    He's in a kiddie pool.

    12. Walking the dog for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    It's winter and she's wearing a bikini in the snow. Okay.

    Walking the dog for people who are not Mariah Carey:

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    Not glam. Kind of lonely. The dogs are even sad.

    13. Taking a winter Instagram with Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Festive AND flawless.

    Taking a winter Instagram for people who are not Mariah Carey:

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    Dirty snow AND it's basically all melted away.

    14. Disneyland for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    I find it highly unlikely she waited in line. Also boobs.

    Disneyland for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @cunningham_kris

    Lines. Lines. Lines. And more Lines.

    15. Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    She's wearing a gown. A gown.

    16. People who are not Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

    Twitter: @LuccaaJarman

    It's always crowded and there's always an annoying little kid.

    17. Flying for Mariah Carey:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    I cannot find a flaw and who is taking this picture?

    Flying for people who are not Mariah Carey:

    Twitter: @AntDear2010

    Literally just the worst. Stinky.

    18. Mariah Carey holding a pie:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    Just a lot happening here.

    People who are not Mariah Carey holding pies:

    Angelafoto / Getty Images

    Not so fabulous but that pie probably tastes mad good. Not gonna lie.

    19. Mariah Carey riding the subway:

    Instagram: @mariahcarey

    She is wearing a gown. A gown.

    People who are not Mariah Carey riding on the subway:

    Twitter: @RKent21

    Normal people don't cut their nails on the subway, but everyone has seen someone cut their nails on the subway before.

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