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19 Pictures That Show The Difference Between Your Life And Mariah Carey’s

Suddenly I feel unglamorous and poor.

1. Selfies for Mariah Carey:

She is surrounded by people on a literal throne with a half naked man carrying her around. 🏼

Selfies for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Sad, dirty bathroom. Sunglasses from the ’90s. Kind of blurry. Creepy.

2. Grocery shopping for Mariah Carey:

Tits out, a car full of food, and a random woman surprising her with flowers and cakes (?). Amazing.

Grocery shopping for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Bad lighting, long lines, and a lot of general anger. Bad vibes.

3. Picking out produce for Mariah Carey:

Again, boobs out. Casual. Iconic.

Picking out produce for people who are not Mariah Carey:

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Not exciting. Fruit looks kinda bad. No tits.

4. Mariah Carey interacting with her fans:

Everyone is screaming. A mob. Legendary.

Interacting with your fans for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Forced and unhappy. That cat does not want to be there.

5. Talking on the phone for Mariah Carey:

Great lighting, excellent angle, and giving 100% face. 🏼

Talking on the phone for people who are not Mariah Carey:

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!

6. Cooking for Mariah Carey:

She’s cooking a sauce in a gown. A gown.

Cooking for people who are not Mariah Carey:

A mess. The cat is eating the sauce.

7. How Mariah Carey deals with a broken arm:

Bedazzled and rich.

How people who are not Mariah Carey deal with broken arms:

Cheap and poor.

8. Mariah Carey taking a bath:

She is wearing jewels.

Taking a bath for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Yeah, there are no jewels. Normal people don’t bathe in jewels.

9. Beach time for Mariah Carey:

She is wearing a jumpsuit and throwing sand like it’s f*cking snow.

Beach time for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Waves and sand. Just waves and sand.

10. Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

She’s wearing a silk nightgown and what appears to be kitten heels.

People who are not Mariah Carey cooking pizza:

Frozen and barely edible.

11. Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment to herself:

Being spit on by a lion during magic hour while pretending to listen to something. 🏼

People who are not Mariah Carey having a candid, but glam moment:

He’s in a kiddie pool.

12. Walking the dog for Mariah Carey:

It’s winter and she’s wearing a bikini in the snow. Okay.

Walking the dog for people who are not Mariah Carey:

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Not glam. Kind of lonely. The dogs are even sad.

13. Taking a winter Instagram with Mariah Carey:

Festive AND flawless.

Taking a winter Instagram for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Dirty snow AND it’s basically all melted away.

14. Disneyland for Mariah Carey:

I find it highly unlikely she waited in line. Also boobs.

Disneyland for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Lines. Lines. Lines. And more Lines.

15. Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

She’s wearing a gown. A gown.

16. People who are not Mariah Carey in a hot tub:

It’s always crowded and there’s always an annoying little kid.

17. Flying for Mariah Carey:

I cannot find a flaw and who is taking this picture?

Flying for people who are not Mariah Carey:

Literally just the worst. Stinky.

18. Mariah Carey holding a pie:

Just a lot happening here.

People who are not Mariah Carey holding pies:

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Not so fabulous but that pie probably tastes mad good. Not gonna lie.

19. Mariah Carey riding the subway:

She is wearing a gown. A gown.

People who are not Mariah Carey riding on the subway:

Normal people don’t cut their nails on the subway, but everyone has seen someone cut their nails on the subway before.

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