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That time he needed this horse:
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That time he revealed his theory about salmon:
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That time he publicly apologized to Bruno Mars because he hated him:
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That time he stood in front of a mirror staring at himself for 20 minutes:
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That time he got angry at a water bottle:
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That time he was looking for a marble conference table:
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That time he tweeted about a successful shopping day at a bike store:
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That time he ordered the wrong Persian rug:
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That time he told us how he felt about fonts:
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That time he tweeted about why he dresses the way he does:
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That time he told the truth about fur pillows:
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That time he let us know about ninjas:
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That time he talked about elevators:
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That time he talked about the France language:
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That time he drank water:
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That time he got mad at people for clapping in the car:
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That time he talked about his favorite unit of measurement:
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That time he gave his theory about "LOL":
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That time he used a kazoo:
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That time he tweeted about fucking with shoes on:
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That time he was looking for a boat:
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That time he revealed why he sometimes types in all CAPS:
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That time he gave honest to God good advice:
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That time he couldn't find his fish tank:
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That time he tweeted about dentistry:
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And that time he was actually relatable:
