Buzz·Posted on Mar 17, 2016We Need To Talk About Italian Water Polo PlayersI'm trapped. Don't save me.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink My journey into water polo–player thirst traps began as usual... Lsophoto / Getty Images ^Me. I was diddling around the WWW when I stumbled across this picture of a Greek water polo team. My interest was elevated. My senses were heightened. My body was ready. Adam Pretty / Getty Images As one who falls into thirst traps often, I enlarged the picture. I wanted more. My search continued by clicking on more pictures that looked hot. Adam Pretty / Getty Images I was hooked. Adam Pretty / Getty Images Throw me in the pool and have at it. BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED... Lsophoto / Getty Images ^Me. ...and by something, I mean I randomly came across Italian water polo players and was like, J*sus Chr*st. I've been in the wrong place all along. I found this. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images Like... Matthias Hangst / Getty Images ...same. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images Sideline pic after sideline pic. Adam Pretty / Getty Images Beautiful Italian man... Matthias Hangst / Getty Images ...after beautiful Italian man. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images I never wanted to leave. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images This is where I always want to be. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images BUT...like most thirst monsters...I knew there were more. Peter Kohalmi / AFP / Getty Images I decided to dig a little deeper. My search got more advanced... ...and by more advanced I mean that I literally just googled "Italian national water polo team." I clicked on the Wiki and there it was... en.wikipedia.org All of their names. Now all I had to do was google each of their names and the word "Instagram." What followed was nothing short of amazing. A true modern Instagram-stalking miracle. I found locker room after locker room of rowdy naked Italian water polo players. instagram.com There were hot tubs full of hot, almost naked men. instagram.com Speedos upon Speedos. Twitter: @fradifu This picture was hashtagged #italianstyle, which sounds like something I'm very interested in. instagram.com Discovery after discovery. I was like a less problematic (maybe?) early world explorer. I mean, come on, LOOK AT THIS DISCOVERY! instagram.com Land ho!!! instagram.com Take me there!!! instagram.com 💦 instagram.com And that's when I decided I should probably stop because I could do this all day. Y'all have permission to destroy me! Lsophoto / Getty Images Cheers! Want a hot athlete/piece of man ass in your inbox every weekday? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s “Dude A Day” newsletter!