My journey into water polo–player thirst traps began as usual... Lsophoto / Getty Images ^Me. I was diddling around the WWW when I stumbled across this picture of a Greek water polo team. My interest was elevated. My senses were heightened. My body was ready. Adam Pretty / Getty Images As one who falls into thirst traps often, I enlarged the picture. I wanted more. My search continued by clicking on more pictures that looked hot. Adam Pretty / Getty Images I was hooked. Adam Pretty / Getty Images Throw me in the pool and have at it. BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED... Lsophoto / Getty Images ^Me. ...and by something, I mean I randomly came across Italian water polo players and was like, J*sus Chr*st. I've been in the wrong place all along. I found this. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images Like... Matthias Hangst / Getty Images ...same. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images Sideline pic after sideline pic. Adam Pretty / Getty Images Beautiful Italian man... Matthias Hangst / Getty Images ...after beautiful Italian man. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images I never wanted to leave. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images This is where I always want to be. Matthias Hangst / Getty Images BUT...like most thirst monsters...I knew there were more. Peter Kohalmi / AFP / Getty Images I decided to dig a little deeper. My search got more advanced... ...and by more advanced I mean that I literally just googled "Italian national water polo team." I clicked on the Wiki and there it was... en.wikipedia.org All of their names. Now all I had to do was google each of their names and the word "Instagram." What followed was nothing short of amazing. A true modern Instagram-stalking miracle. I found locker room after locker room of rowdy naked Italian water polo players. instagram.com There were hot tubs full of hot, almost naked men. instagram.com Speedos upon Speedos. Twitter: @fradifu This picture was hashtagged #italianstyle, which sounds like something I'm very interested in. instagram.com Discovery after discovery. I was like a less problematic (maybe?) early world explorer. I mean, come on, LOOK AT THIS DISCOVERY! instagram.com Land ho!!! instagram.com Take me there!!! instagram.com 💦 instagram.com And that's when I decided I should probably stop because I could do this all day. Y'all have permission to destroy me! Lsophoto / Getty Images Cheers!