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    How To Get "Call Me Maybe" Out Of Your Head


    In order to eliminate the song from your brain, you need to follow these steps.

    We'll start off easy...

    First, imagine a world without Carly Rae Jepsen.

    Then, reboot your brain. Turn it off. Turn it on. Imagine your brain reading a book.

    Next, read this poem. The poem will blot out the lyrics of the song (C*ll M* M*ybe) stuck in your head, and since the poetry doesn't have a tune to it, then it doesn't get stuck as easily either.

    Last, but certainly not least, repeat the following:

    If that doesn't work then you should probably have a lobotomy.