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How Big Of A Britney Spears Fan Are You?

Find out if you're a chosen true Stan.

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    You know who Felicia is.
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    You've referred to her as "Fe".
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    You feel an extreme pang of anger when you hear the skip in "Alien."
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    You know the choreography for "Baby".
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    You know the choreography for "Slave".
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    You know the choreography for "Me Against The Music".
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    You know the choreography to "Till The World Ends" aka the "body thrust."
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    You've complained about her eye makeup.
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    You've complained about her producers using unnecessary autotune.
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    You get irrationally excited every time she is spotted with a frappuccino.
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    You can't resist cheese grits.
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    You get a literal adrenaline rush when you hear a Britney song in a public place.
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    "For The Record" made you cry.
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    You love Bloodshy & Avant.
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    You worship at the altar of Danja.
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    Joseph Kahn can do no wrong.
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    Except "Perfume" but that doesn't count.
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    You constantly compare the way she looks to another time period of her life.
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    You speak about Britney in terms of "eras".
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    You've said: "OMG 2001'NEY IS BACK!!"
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    Also: "OMG "IN THE ZONE'NEY"... IS THAT YOU?!?!?!"
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    You've blamed her dancing abilities on her knee injury.
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    You've felt personally betrayed over lack of promo.
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    You refer to Christina Aguilera as "Floptina".
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    You are still living in 1999 in a weird alternative "Britney vs. Christina" universe.
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    You've felt personally offended when another artist shades her.
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    You believe the media is too hard on her.
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    You know the name of the VMA snake.
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    You've referred to Britney as the "Queen Of The VMAs".
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    Every year, you get excited for the VMAs because of the usual onslaught of Britney appearance rumors.
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    You've complained about MTV using Britney's name for ratings.
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    You believe "Blackout" is the most influential/best album of the '00s.
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    You've made a "Radar" joke.
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    You love the "Radar" horse.
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    You've downloaded Britney's Mickey Mouse Club performances.
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    You've called "Crossroads" a cinematic classic.
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    You'll always think of Taryn Manning as Mimi.
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    And Zoe Saldana as Kit.
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    You've told someone the story about the first time you saw the "Baby One More Time" music video.
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    You've referred to Britney as "iconic".
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    You've referred to Britney as "legendary".
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    You've referred to Britney as both "iconic and legendary" in the same sentence.
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    You can name at least five Britney Spears dancers of yester-year.
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    You follow her dog on Twitter.
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    You've blamed "Britney Jean" on Will.i.am.
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    You've felt like something wasn't quite right about her relationship with Jason Trawick.
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    You've celebrated her birthday.
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    Every now and then you watch her episode of "Diary".
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    You get irrationally excited when she sings live.
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    You've defended her lip-syncing.
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    You've defended her lip-syncing and blamed it on her dancing.
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    You constantly say "she looks happy."
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    You blindly and ignorantly "forget" that the conservatorship exists.
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    You've gotten irrationally excited when she's changed the color of her hair.
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    You have a very strong opinion about "Brunetteney".
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    You complain a lot in general.
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    You use the word "flawless" entirely too much.
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    You abbreviate her songs.
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    For example, you know what songs these are immediately: "DLMBTLTK" and "OIDIA" and "INAGNYAW".
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    You've argued with someone about which tour was better: The Dream Within A Dream Tour or The Onyx Hotel Tour.
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    Your parents text you whenever anything Britney-related is on TV.
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    You appreciate K-Fed only for providing "the seed" to Britney's happiness (if you know what I mean).
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    You've used the word "goob" non-ironically.
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    "My Baby" is a trigger.
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    "Fanta Fanta no Coke" holds significant meaning for you.
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    Everything she releases feels like a lit'ral gift.
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    You love vanilla candles.
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    Your biggest wish in life is Blackout 2.0.
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    Your favorite holiday is Britmas.
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    You still have hope that one day "Rebellion" will leak.
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    You get irrationally excited over Target shopping candids.
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    You've bonded with someone over how Britney literally doesn't give a fuck.
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    "Keesha" makes you laugh.
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    You love a good hair flip.
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    You've become an advocate for arm dancing.
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    You still feel bitter that they never released "Born To Make You Happy" stateside.
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    You still feel bitter they never released "Toy Soldier" period.
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    Also "Unusual You".
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    And "Breathe On Me" and "Inside Out" and a million other songs.
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    WHY THE FUCK WAS "I RUN AWAY" A BONUS TRACK TO BEGIN WITH TOO?
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    You always bring up that fact that Britney COMPOSED & WROTE "Everytime."
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    You've read "A Mother's Gift".
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    You're still bitter that they only used ONE GODDAMN picture for the Femme Fatale era.
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    You would kill for an awkward meet & greet picture.
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    You secretly love the pink wing.
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    You know what I'm talking about when I say THE PINK WIG.
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    You find Britishney endearing.
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    You find her gum chewing endearing.
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    You use the word endearing.
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    You don't even mind all of the blatant perfume promo in all of her music videos.
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    You've told someone to "Go to the light and see Jesus."
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    You find everything to be "really cool".
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    And "really interesting".
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    Her hands during interviews give you anxiety.
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    You're secretly happy that Britney got all the attention for the 2003 VMA Madonna kiss.
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    You ADORE momney.
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    Watching Sean Preston and Jayden James growing up makes you feel really old.
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    You know that Jayden is going to be the star.
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    You show your friends and family the ways of the Holy Spearit each + every day.
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    You refer to her as Godney.
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    You realize you are a member of the best, most twisted fan group around and you wouldn't have it any other way. Bless.
 
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